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Big dick with the best game
Klaysens dick is so big and his game is over the top
klaysen by Klayg1991 March 24, 2021
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klasseno 

verb. Putting any kind of salted peanut butter or jam on your penis and having your dog lick it of with enthusiasm and pleasure
you call lassy in after a hard day of work and instead of beatin your meat you klasseno harder then you ever have before
klasseno by sexymcg November 16, 2009
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This Unique Name Is Given To Unique Individuals Who Dont Have Alot Of Friends Unless They Tried And If They Wanted To They Could Get A Billion Friends In One Day, They Dont Care Much For Just Anyone You Have To Be Important To Them And They Would Do Anything For That Person There Faithful But Can Be Careless At Times They Love Staying Up Late And Goofing Off They Can Be Very Childish But That Completes There Personality. There Really Fun To Be Around And Can Be Very Lovey Dovey They May Say Things That Are Cheezy But You Can't Help To Just Find It Sweet They Have A Unique Style And Will Have There Own Way Dealing With Things. They Usually Walk Away From Problems Until It Cools Off Or "Blows Off" If You Have A Kaysen In Your Life Then Your Life Will Be A Roller Coaster. Don't Get Off That Roller Coaster.
fun Kaysen childish unique loving exciting
Kaysen by FannyXxx June 29, 2011

Klassenschranken

The act of putting Dorla or any weird person in the class closet, also known better as Klassenschrank. This can be done as a punishment or as an act of boredom.
Klassenschranken is an old tradition, you may only do it if you are mighty of it.

Dialogue (German with English Translation):
A: OMG Du bist so ein Dorla, ey! Ich klassenschranke dich jetzt!! (OMG youre such a Dorla, i will klassenschrank you now, dude!)
B: Nein bitte nicht (No please dont)
A: HEHEHEHA (HEHEHEHA)
B: *from in the Klassenschrank* LASS MICH RAUS (LET ME OUT)
A: Nein. (No.)
Klassenschranken by Chimkn May 24, 2022
the coolest videogame charachter of all time. next to manny calevera
klaymen by jhonny everyteen September 23, 2003

pull a jon klaasen 

when you wear a pair of timbs, or any kind of boots with a pair of ripped jeans

if you are pulling a jon klaasen it's probably during the summer although you can pull a jon klaasen anytime of year given that jon wears boots and ripped jeans year round
"Should I pull a Jon Klaasen today and wear my timbs?"
That one white kid that always high and always drive like he in a police pursuit, but never managed to get caught. Talk about a savage. If you ever see him on the street, just ask him for a hit, he got you.
Klayten 2 Hotty
Done put the lil' bitch on the molly, he fucked everybody (2 Hotty)
Shawty's somebody, lil' nigga done caught a lil body, don't know nun' about it (about it)
Klayten by Billow Banyon Bild Bats October 14, 2018
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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