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klasseno 

verb. Putting any kind of salted peanut butter or jam on your penis and having your dog lick it of with enthusiasm and pleasure
you call lassy in after a hard day of work and instead of beatin your meat you klasseno harder then you ever have before
klasseno by sexymcg November 16, 2009
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This Unique Name Is Given To Unique Individuals Who Dont Have Alot Of Friends Unless They Tried And If They Wanted To They Could Get A Billion Friends In One Day, They Dont Care Much For Just Anyone You Have To Be Important To Them And They Would Do Anything For That Person There Faithful But Can Be Careless At Times They Love Staying Up Late And Goofing Off They Can Be Very Childish But That Completes There Personality. There Really Fun To Be Around And Can Be Very Lovey Dovey They May Say Things That Are Cheezy But You Can't Help To Just Find It Sweet They Have A Unique Style And Will Have There Own Way Dealing With Things. They Usually Walk Away From Problems Until It Cools Off Or "Blows Off" If You Have A Kaysen In Your Life Then Your Life Will Be A Roller Coaster. Don't Get Off That Roller Coaster.
fun Kaysen childish unique loving exciting
Kaysen by FannyXxx June 29, 2011

Klassenschranken

The act of putting Dorla or any weird person in the class closet, also known better as Klassenschrank. This can be done as a punishment or as an act of boredom.
Klassenschranken is an old tradition, you may only do it if you are mighty of it.

Dialogue (German with English Translation):
A: OMG Du bist so ein Dorla, ey! Ich klassenschranke dich jetzt!! (OMG youre such a Dorla, i will klassenschrank you now, dude!)
B: Nein bitte nicht (No please dont)
A: HEHEHEHA (HEHEHEHA)
B: *from in the Klassenschrank* LASS MICH RAUS (LET ME OUT)
A: Nein. (No.)
Klassenschranken by Chimkn May 24, 2022
the coolest videogame charachter of all time. next to manny calevera
klaymen by jhonny everyteen September 23, 2003

pull a jon klaasen 

when you wear a pair of timbs, or any kind of boots with a pair of ripped jeans

if you are pulling a jon klaasen it's probably during the summer although you can pull a jon klaasen anytime of year given that jon wears boots and ripped jeans year round
"Should I pull a Jon Klaasen today and wear my timbs?"
That one white kid that always high and always drive like he in a police pursuit, but never managed to get caught. Talk about a savage. If you ever see him on the street, just ask him for a hit, he got you.
Klayten 2 Hotty
Done put the lil' bitch on the molly, he fucked everybody (2 Hotty)
Shawty's somebody, lil' nigga done caught a lil body, don't know nun' about it (about it)
Klayten by Billow Banyon Bild Bats October 14, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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