klapak 

Klapak means when u are dumb as fuck

You are klapak

klapak by Kurac12 December 10, 2020

klapaucius 

The first money cheat in The Sims series of video games, until it was quickly replaced by "rosebud" in the expansions and sequels. Hearing it from someone is a fair indication that you're speaking to a real Sims veteran.

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klapaucius

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klapaucius by cleon24769 October 14, 2016

kalpak 

'Kalpak' Calpack, calpac, kalpac, kalpak, or qalpaq is a high-crowned cap worn by men in Turkey, the Balkans and throughout Central Asia and the Caucasus.
Kalpak is also a male name in India, and it means someone who is smart, witty, and amazing in bed.

The Kyrgyz man wearing a Kalpak walked into the bar.

kalpak by Nazgul07 July 10, 2017

Kapakai 

hawaiian word for busted, broken, ghetto rigged, poorly assembled/put together

Those peoples house is all kapakai.

Kapakai by Top Notch January 25, 2015

kapakahi 

confused, mixed up, crazy, bent, twisted.

Where are we? These directions are all kapakahi.

kapakahi by Squib September 3, 2008

Klapkeutel

a dutch insult-word which can be a substitute for:
ass face
retard
n00b
wigger
dickface
emo
asshole
bananahead
shit
fuck
rofl
lmao
idiot
vagina
shithead
shitface
maggot
fagot
german
jezus etc

it is also a turd which pounds his way out of you ass and rebounces from the toilet and splatters ur shit all over the place

1:shit! look at that klapkeutel
2: fo sho my nigga, thats one fucked up klapkeutel

Klapkeutel by [_m4] July 9, 2006

kapake 

Medication that relieves pain and forces drowsiness. Excellent remedy for those who cannot sleep, because not only does it knock you out - it also numbs your muscles. Better than ketamine, and legal!

Doctor: Take two Kapake tablets two times a day.
Patient: Wahoo!

kapake by Eddie Banjo July 2, 2006