klackey

to get absolutely annihilated. fubar

We went out last night and got all klackeyed. It was rough.

klackey by jason November 14, 2003

Klackers 

A hand-made dice and number game manufactured in Durango Colorado. The game is made of wormy-maple wood and features a boxed area where the dice are rolled, with individual wooden numbers from 1 to 9. A minimum of 2 players (there is no maximum amount of players) each take a turn rolling the dice; after each roll the player will take down the numbers that were rolled. For example, if player 1 rolls a 6, the player can take down the number 6, or a combination thereof, like the numbers 2 and 4, so long as the numbers taken down match what was rolled. The player will continue to roll until there are no more number combinations available; whatever number combinations are left are added up, and that is that players score. The goal of the game is to score the lowest point possible; if you score a zero you "klack." Every other player in the round will then proceed to roll; lowest score or a “klack” wins. If there’s a tie, the “two-tie, all-tie” rule kicks in and everyone Klacks again!

I was in Durango Colorado and played Klackers

Klackers by Lester Bongs October 27, 2018

Kluckey 

Some fat kid that that's a total bitch.

Yo dick, that kid over there looks like Kluckey.

Kluckey by SomeStupidBitch September 8, 2019

KLACKED ASS BITCH 

A}}}MORE TIMES THAN NOT REFERS TO A WOMAN AKIN TO A SKEEZER ,ONLY MUCH MUCH WORSE. KNOWN TO HAVE AN EXTENSIVE AMOUNT OF TIME DEDICATED TO VARIOUS ; SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS WITH NO REAL MOTIVATION OTHER THAN CONTINUING THE SELF AND GENERAL POPULATIONS OPINION OF HAVING BEEN DEFINED AS, HAVING NO SENSE NOR VALUE WHATSOEVER, USELESS, POINTLESS, A WASTE, EARLIER POSSIBLE TERMINOLOGY ARE 1. PIECE OF DOG SHIT, 2}BURNT OUT, 3} TORN UP FROM THE FLOOR UP. TYPE LIKE BITCH 4} TURNT OUT STANKY ASS CHICKEN HEADED BITCH
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NOT OPPOSED TO SCAVENGING THRU THE BOTTLE RETURN STATIONS IN HOPES OF PERSUADING THE BOTTLE RETURNS ATTENDENT TO ALOW HER TO PERFORM VARIOUS MORALY BANKRUPT AND OTHERWISE PHYSICALLY REPULSIVE ACTIONS INVOLVING HER MORE THAN VISUALLY OFFENSIVE MANDATORY S..TD RIDDELED VAGINA, OR EQUALLY RIDDLED MOUTH OR SEPTIC COLON.FOR A HAND WROTE REFUND SLIP OF ANY AMOUNT. THE KLACKED ASS BITCH OF HIGHER POPULATED AREAS TEND TO BE EXTRA FOUL AS FUCK DUE TO THE ENVIROMENTS NUMEROUS OPPURTUNITY S THERE ARE WITH REGARDS TO THE TERMS FAILURE AND OR SELL OUT.




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YO CHECK IT FAMMY PEEP THE KLACKED OUT BITCH BEHIND THAT MUTHA FUCKIN DUMPSTER HOOKING THAT OLD DUDE UP WITH A SPORT.......HELLA FOUL, MY GOD , NOW THATS ONE KLACKED ASS BITCH FRILL DOGGIE.

KLACKED ASS BITCH by WILL "BIG BALLIN" STACKER July 1, 2020

Klacker 

Person who, while running or walking, falls forward, hitting their face and hands on the floor (usually pavement or concrete). The sharp sound produced by the person hitting the ground is "Klack!" Henceforth, they are a Klacker.

falling fall drop floor ground collapse collapsing tripping

My cousin was running laps in middle school when he fell and made "klack", so now I call him Klacker.

Klacker by Bithevoom April 25, 2008

Klacker 

a 20 - 30 something woman who always wears high heal shoes (usually Stilettos). Name for the sound they would make walking / running across a hardwood floor.

The Klackers in the office are getting together for happy hour tonight.

Klacker by BiCoastalBig D November 2, 2008

klackenschpock

it means a fucking retarded person who makes up words to make themselves sound intelligent.

ALEX: ur crush is sUCh a glonyepiflon
NORMAL HUMAN: OH STFU YOU KLACKENSCHPOCK

klackenschpock by taekook bros June 8, 2020