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Klaarika 

Female Estonian singer that is so tall even Thai people get confused.
That girl is so fucking tall, just as tall as Klaarika.
Klaarika by Deegle December 16, 2017
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Klarance Soccer 

The man responsible for creating the game of soccer. Back in the 17th century, an African American man named Klarance was playing with a ball. When asked what he was doing he replied "I dunno." So he was immediately shot. In his memory, the shooters decided to name the ball after Klarance's last name, thus creating what we know as today as soccer.
Guy 1: Hey we should get some cinnamon pop tarts.
Guy 2: Did you know that cinnamon pop tarts were Klarance Soccer's, the inventor of soccers, favorite food?
Guy 1: Why no I didn't, what useful infomation Geoffrey.
Klarance Soccer by klrsoccer October 5, 2008
Klaara is not your ordinary beauty queen. While having large intelligent eyes and a perfect body, it is her interest and personality that is extraordinary. From a distance, you would believe a Klaara to be shallow and naive, but once you get to know her you will see so much more. She is adventurous, fun and you can always trust her. Besides her love for fashion, the Klaara is fascinated with gaming and other fixations. Klaara is a pleasant mystery and an addictive melody.
John: Hey what did you think of Klaara?
Jane: Oh she's just one of those tasteless tramps
John: Really? Well I for one know her very well and she is less of a tramp than you are
Klaara by PupSmith July 1, 2011

Klaanging 

To use an audio chat without actually being heard when talking.ie I dont hear Mike, is he Klaanging again?
Mike and Sarah are in a voice and video chat, Sarah see's Mike's mouth moving but she does not hear him because he is not holding the talk button.ie I dont hear Mike, is he Klaanging again?
Klaanging by Graxzious January 29, 2008

Klarna deals

Heaven on earth for a Shoportunist.
“Wait a minute?! What? I don't have to queue 5 hours for this sale? I can get Klarna deals?”
Klarna deals by HjelmFrilla August 18, 2020
It’s a shopping app with a weird name that makes shopping smoooth.
“Ok great, they let me check out with Kalarna… Klarnana… Klarna?”
Klarna by Leijonhufvud94 August 18, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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