The man responsible for creating the game of soccer. Back in the 17th century, an African American man named Klarance was playing with a ball. When asked what he was doing he replied "I dunno." So he was immediately shot. In his memory, the shooters decided to name the ball after Klarance's last name, thus creating what we know as today as soccer.
Guy 1: Hey we should get some cinnamon pop tarts.
Guy 2: Did you know that cinnamon pop tarts were Klarance Soccer's, the inventor of soccers, favorite food?
Guy 1: Why no I didn't, what useful infomation Geoffrey.
Klaara is not your ordinary beauty queen. While having large intelligent eyes and a perfect body, it is her interest and personality that is extraordinary. From a distance, you would believe a Klaara to be shallow and naive, but once you get to know her you will see so much more. She is adventurous, fun and you can always trust her. Besides her love for fashion, the Klaara is fascinated with gaming and other fixations. Klaara is a pleasant mystery and an addictive melody.
John: Hey what did you think of Klaara?
Jane: Oh she's just one of those tasteless tramps
John: Really? Well I for one know her very well and she is less of a tramp than you are
To use an audio chat without actually being heard when talking.ie I dont hear Mike, is he Klaanging again?
Mike and Sarah are in a voice and video chat, Sarah see's Mike's mouth moving but she does not hear him because he is not holding the talk button.ie I dont hear Mike, is he Klaanging again?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!