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is cracked at eating out your mum and will slam charliesindenil in vanguard and is pro and will make campers be ashamed hes the camping god
kkeldan is such a camper
kkeldan by Insane Jarvis November 16, 2021
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Sarcastic son of a bitch, but can be caring. Usually bossy but tries to be fair whenever possible. Also very defensive
My friend Keldan told me to go fuck my self after I called him a hoe, but then laughed to show he was joking
Keldan by Actually right for once February 21, 2019
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sucking a dudes dick while doing a handstand in a pit of garbage
hey I heard she gives a mad good keldan
Keldan by Schpure Dirt December 14, 2010
A very white little boy who fakes his age, is half black and is a crip with shooters.
Woah look at that keldano over there he is very retarded
Keldano by PotSpams July 11, 2019
Keldan is such
Keldan by TheThingSBJJ November 10, 2020
A very loveable guy but quite stubborn, hes very attractive and has many talentes. keldan may seem tough but deep down he is super caring when you get to know him.
god keldan is such a dick sometimes but I love him really and I know he loves me too
Keldan by cameraoff December 18, 2021
A dumbass who never shuts up, always talking about Starwars and is irrelevant to the situation. This creature is blonde with blue eyes and a face full of polka dots his hobbies are watching anime, Roleplay, and has an interest in seeking attention. if you see this creature, please contact the authorities immediately, and if you kidnap him don't feed him milk he is a milkaholic and will turn full-fledged idiot.
"Do you see that kinda look's like a Keldan" oh no he's drinking milk".
keldan by amlas mahchcam March 13, 2020
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