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Sarcastic son of a bitch, but can be caring. Usually bossy but tries to be fair whenever possible. Also very defensive
My friend Keldan told me to go fuck my self after I called him a hoe, but then laughed to show he was joking
Keldan by Actually right for once February 21, 2019
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sucking a dudes dick while doing a handstand in a pit of garbage
hey I heard she gives a mad good keldan
Keldan by Schpure Dirt December 14, 2010
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Keldan is such
Keldan by TheThingSBJJ November 10, 2020
A very loveable guy but quite stubborn, hes very attractive and has many talentes. keldan may seem tough but deep down he is super caring when you get to know him.
god keldan is such a dick sometimes but I love him really and I know he loves me too
Keldan by cameraoff December 18, 2021
A dumbass who never shuts up, always talking about Starwars and is irrelevant to the situation. This creature is blonde with blue eyes and a face full of polka dots his hobbies are watching anime, Roleplay, and has an interest in seeking attention. if you see this creature, please contact the authorities immediately, and if you kidnap him don't feed him milk he is a milkaholic and will turn full-fledged idiot.
"Do you see that kinda look's like a Keldan" oh no he's drinking milk".
keldan by amlas mahchcam March 13, 2020

Kelantan 

Kelantan is a Malaysian state located in the northeast part of Peninsular Malaysia. Its capital is Kota Bharu but the royal capital is Kubang Kerian. It is well-known for rich natural resources and the unique dialects that is somewhat different from Standard Malay.

People in Kelantan are religious and believe Allah SWT. Syariah has a strong influence to the local law and therefore people are really polite. Due to this, they become a good example to the entire Malaysia.
Kamal: Have you ever been to Kelantan?
Siti: Of course! It is a really nice place!

Kelantan 

Somewhere you must visit when you come to Malaysia.
Don't regret if you forgot to visit Kelantan while you were in Malaysia.
Kelantan by Mi_goreng May 3, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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