the one and motherfucking only lesbian jesus, a literal reincarnation of the sapphic gods,inventor of 20gayteen, provider of gay anthems, saviour of gays and a smol bean who deserves the world.
has big clit energyTM and will stomp on all homophobes with her ultimate gay while killing all lesbians and queer women with her epic dance moves

me, as a queer woman trying to see if my crush is gay: hey do you like hayley kiyoko?
my crush: DID YOU MEAN LESBIAN JESUS, THE SAVIOUR OF GAYS AND THE SINGER OF GIRLS LIKE GIRLS, THE LESBIAN ANTHEM?
me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hayley Kiyoko by gayartsyhoe December 6, 2018

Kiyoma

a name of japanese origin meaning "to stand under a waterfall of bukkake" His named is derived from the word "ki" meaning "gimme big cock" and "yoma" meaning don't mind my screams while you tear my asshole apart" Kiyomas are usually short, not reaching a height beyond 5'5". They usually are addicted to some sort of narcotic. In japanese folklore, he is known as the god of painful buttsex. Usually seen sporting expensive clothes.

"Dude: i could smoke right now
Kiyoma: want some of maaaaaaah weed?"

"That guy with the rainbow boots is such a kiyoma."

"use some shampoo and wash that cum out of your hair, you don't wanna be a kiyoma"

"order now, and you'll recieve a lifetime supply of kiyoma's bukkake creme"

Kiyoma by lil bro sean February 4, 2010

Hayley Kiyoko

1. Our lesbian messiah
*cough cough Lauren's wife* fan account Instagram of "her wife": @hayley.kiyoko.quotes
2. Stella from lemonade mouth ;)
3. The best artist ;)

Lauren: Hayley Kiyoko is my wife and is the best person ever

Hayley Kiyoko by Creator_of_theword:yeast December 27, 2018

hayley kiyoko

Hayley Kiyoko is a Japanese American singer-songwriter and actress from Cali. She used to look like a slightly emo t.A.T.u. cosplayer from Myspace. At this point she first gained fame for playing Stella on the Disney movie Lemonade Mouth.

Then Hayley glo'd up and began writing music and dropping EPs. Hayley gained a huge amount of fame and popularity after releasing the music video for her single Girls Like Girls in June 2015. Thus after realizing how gay she truly is, she released her most homosexual EP yet, Citrine, in September 2016. She went on tour for it and unsurprisingly sold out because her music is catchy yet good quality, genuine, and she writes it herself unlike 95% of singers these days. Not only can she sing and write her own music, but she plays instruments too which is even rarer in today's music industry.

Hayley is regarded as the reincarnation of Sappho or as an icon for the gay community. Unfortunately most people would rather listen to Halsey aka Trashley or someone else who is talentless and pretentious rather than an actually musically talented creative gay Asian woman.

Person1: Hey, did you see Hayley Kiyoko's new music video?

Person2: Of course. The portrayal of a passionate and lustful interracial lesbian relationship in a nonfetishized way was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. In fact I started crying. Hayley Kiyoko is so underrated.

hayley kiyoko by beep boop boop bop May 14, 2017

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026