The Lesbian Jesus
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Hayley Kiyoko’s music video girls like girls before?
Person 2: omg yesss it’s such a good video and an amazing song!
Person 2: omg yesss it’s such a good video and an amazing song!
by HK101 February 14, 2018
the one and motherfucking only lesbian jesus, a literal reincarnation of the sapphic gods,inventor of 20gayteen, provider of gay anthems, saviour of gays and a smol bean who deserves the world.
has big clit energyTM and will stomp on all homophobes with her ultimate gay while killing all lesbians and queer women with her epic dance moves
has big clit energyTM and will stomp on all homophobes with her ultimate gay while killing all lesbians and queer women with her epic dance moves
me, as a queer woman trying to see if my crush is gay: hey do you like hayley kiyoko?
my crush: DID YOU MEAN LESBIAN JESUS, THE SAVIOUR OF GAYS AND THE SINGER OF GIRLS LIKE GIRLS, THE LESBIAN ANTHEM?
me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
my crush: DID YOU MEAN LESBIAN JESUS, THE SAVIOUR OF GAYS AND THE SINGER OF GIRLS LIKE GIRLS, THE LESBIAN ANTHEM?
me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by gayartsyhoe December 6, 2018
1. Our lesbian messiah
*cough cough Lauren's wife* fan account Instagram of "her wife": @hayley.kiyoko.quotes
2. Stella from lemonade mouth ;)
3. The best artist ;)
*cough cough Lauren's wife* fan account Instagram of "her wife": @hayley.kiyoko.quotes
2. Stella from lemonade mouth ;)
3. The best artist ;)
by Creator_of_theword:yeast December 28, 2018
heterosexual: i don’t get the big deal with hayley kiyoko, i mean she’s okay i guess
lesbian: HoW dArE yOu?! ShE iS lEsBiAn JeSuS!!!!! GIRLS LIKE GIRLS LIKE BOYS DO NOTHIN NEW!!!!!!!!!
heterosexual: *backs away slowly*
lesbian: HoW dArE yOu?! ShE iS lEsBiAn JeSuS!!!!! GIRLS LIKE GIRLS LIKE BOYS DO NOTHIN NEW!!!!!!!!!
heterosexual: *backs away slowly*
by anonymousgirl987654321 April 5, 2019
Hayley Kiyoko is a Japanese American singer-songwriter and actress from Cali. She used to look like a slightly emo t.A.T.u. cosplayer from Myspace. At this point she first gained fame for playing Stella on the Disney movie Lemonade Mouth.
Then Hayley glo'd up and began writing music and dropping EPs. Hayley gained a huge amount of fame and popularity after releasing the music video for her single Girls Like Girls in June 2015. Thus after realizing how gay she truly is, she released her most homosexual EP yet, Citrine, in September 2016. She went on tour for it and unsurprisingly sold out because her music is catchy yet good quality, genuine, and she writes it herself unlike 95% of singers these days. Not only can she sing and write her own music, but she plays instruments too which is even rarer in today's music industry.
Hayley is regarded as the reincarnation of Sappho or as an icon for the gay community. Unfortunately most people would rather listen to Halsey aka Trashley or someone else who is talentless and pretentious rather than an actually musically talented creative gay Asian woman.
Then Hayley glo'd up and began writing music and dropping EPs. Hayley gained a huge amount of fame and popularity after releasing the music video for her single Girls Like Girls in June 2015. Thus after realizing how gay she truly is, she released her most homosexual EP yet, Citrine, in September 2016. She went on tour for it and unsurprisingly sold out because her music is catchy yet good quality, genuine, and she writes it herself unlike 95% of singers these days. Not only can she sing and write her own music, but she plays instruments too which is even rarer in today's music industry.
Hayley is regarded as the reincarnation of Sappho or as an icon for the gay community. Unfortunately most people would rather listen to Halsey aka Trashley or someone else who is talentless and pretentious rather than an actually musically talented creative gay Asian woman.
Person1: Hey, did you see Hayley Kiyoko's new music video?
Person2: Of course. The portrayal of a passionate and lustful interracial lesbian relationship in a nonfetishized way was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. In fact I started crying. Hayley Kiyoko is so underrated.
Person2: Of course. The portrayal of a passionate and lustful interracial lesbian relationship in a nonfetishized way was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. In fact I started crying. Hayley Kiyoko is so underrated.
by beep boop boop bop May 12, 2017