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1.Not quite a kilo, not quite a litre. Something I said in maths when the teacher accidently typed in kitre instead of litre for this weird online maths thing.

2. Coincidentally, a litre of something that also has enough density to weigh a kilo.

"Oi! Cecil! Pass a kitre of that dodgy milkshake will ya?"
kitre by Fiona Hildred October 29, 2007
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Kite Flyer 

One who changes their opinions like a kite flyer looking for wind.
"Shane, your such a Kite Flyer! 5 minutes ago you said the exact opposite to that other woman."
Kite Flyer by Ari Shaffer January 14, 2022
Related Words
kitre kitrell kite Kieren kire kiere Kited Kite Runner KIREN kite flyer

Human Kite 

Its that thing when you tie a string to a midget in a windbreaker and then run through a field.
Fly a human kite in Central Park with your mom!
Kireina is a Japanese name for a girl. She is so cute, huggable, and understanding. Once you start talking to her, you can’t stop. She always listens no matter what. She’s just like a koala. She loves hugs, but she can be very vicious. Kireina is an amazing person.
Kireina is such an amazing friend!
kireina by NoelBean98 May 26, 2018

Kite Flyer 

noun One who's opinion or political position changes frequently, according to popular opinion.
Shane Gillis is such a kite flyer; he goes where the winds go!
Kite Flyer by Chay Comas January 14, 2022

kitegang 

a group formed by 7 members that originated in Eastside Kansas City MO. One of the members is rapper Foolie Auto. Kitegang expanded to Omaha, NE and even Los Angeles, CA. It is a way of living, to be above average, breaking barriers, exceeding expectations, being yourself and not being like the rest, being fresh to death in new clothing, and for the smokers , being "high as a kite"
"you will never see another nigga this kitegang fly"
"I rep kitegang"
"foolie auto and kitegang gonna be in LA this weekend"
kitegang by bigdogstatus August 22, 2011

City kite 

The flimsy plastic bags you get from most every store that becomes litter, mostly when taken by the wind.
Hey what's that trash up in your tree?
Oh those damn city kites are constantly getting stuck in my yard.
City kite by primaldeuce July 22, 2013
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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