Human Kite

Its that thing when you tie a string to a midget in a windbreaker and then run through a field.
Fly a human kite in Central Park with your mom!
by lithuanianminion June 02, 2011
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HUMAN SUITCASE

A midgit on roller skates that you put all your clothes on and pull through the airport.
Does having a human suitcase count as fascism?
by lithuanianminion March 08, 2011
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