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an infant, someone who is funsized, like way too short, happy meal lookin ass
Person 1: Hey, I'm kitel!
Person 2: Woah! I didn't see you down there, garden gnome
kitel by HyperShrine February 19, 2021
Words you can keep

Kite Flyer 

One who changes their opinions like a kite flyer looking for wind.
"Shane, your such a Kite Flyer! 5 minutes ago you said the exact opposite to that other woman."
Kite Flyer by Ari Shaffer January 14, 2022
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Katelynne 

Katelynne’s are very hard working and will do everything in their will to show who is boss; although that can bring them down quite a bit all the same. They try so hard to be everything that people want them to be that it tends to drag them down. However they’re very sweet and kind, and honestly some of the funniest damn girls you can meet. They tend to have a hard time showing affection, but it makes it all the better when they do because you know they genuinely care for you. They are chaste in their own way but can get pretty dirty at the same time.

Katelynne’s are girls you hold on to, because they can be the best of friends and show you what it’s really like to have that over extra best friend. They’ll drag you to go places when you’re sad and cry over ice cream with you, and since they are terrible at giving emotional advice, probably search something up on how to do “therapy for beginners.”

Don’t let their awkwardness drag you down however, because they really do care and will try to show you the best of them. When they’re angry, they are someone you shouldn’t mess with, and will defend you till the ends of time.

They also have the loudest and yet most friendly laughs, and genuinely are very smart. Don’t forget the cute kitten sneezes.

Once you have one, trust me when I say don’t let her go. I’ve had one of my own and she is the greatest thing to ever happen to me.
“Katelynne is a QUEEN.”
Katelynne by Potato? I think yes April 15, 2019

Human Kite 

Its that thing when you tie a string to a midget in a windbreaker and then run through a field.
Fly a human kite in Central Park with your mom!

Kaitelynn 

A girl who is astonishing. One look of her and you will fall for her beautiful self: inside and out.

She's caring and hardworking. And sometimes lazy but in the ends always get's the job done right. She's a great girlfriend and an awesome lover. She will make the perfect bestfriend/wife. She has a friendly personality, and sometimes she might accept not-so-great friends and they will take her for granted. She is strong spiritually and mentally and has a big heart. She's easy to talk to and and sometimes need someone to talk to also. She will need someone to love her and look after her in life. And best of all, she's a great kisser.
Look at her! She's a Kaitelynn, Guaranteed!
Kaitelynn by Kitten0414 September 18, 2012

Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

evan and katelyn 

a wholesome set of youtubers that not only have a diy channel , a podcast and 2 gaming channels, they also have a twitch; they also have a cat named mochi, that they nickname joob/joobie, a void, and suppurrvisor
My favorite member on evan and katelyn's channel is the suppurrvisor, but us kevins make the channels what they are
evan and katelyn by SnekWolfGirl August 10, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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