kitchen dick
Man, I was bangin' this chick, but I got kitchen dick and had to eat a sandwhich before I could finish her off.
kitchen dick by Birdjive January 3, 2009
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kitchen dick
an extra, secret appendage whose properties of length, hardness, and thickness depend on one's ability to cook.
"Josh, I love your food. Your kitchen dick is basically huge. It's so hard it knocks the pots right off the stove like a baseball bat, and it's so long sometimes I find it poking around in my soup."
kitchen dick by slappinflappin October 13, 2010
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Kitchen Dick
A phenomenon that occurs to individuals (particularly male individuals) who have a weird obsession for watching The Food Network.
Kitchen Dick by jtrier1 January 13, 2014
Dick Kitchen
Person who is being a dick.
They're so awful that not only are they being a dick, they're cookin' it up nice and hot and dishing it out to the masses.
Originated from the name of a man. His name was Dick Kitchen.
It was too funny to pass up.
They're so awful that not only are they being a dick, they're cookin' it up nice and hot and dishing it out to the masses.
Originated from the name of a man. His name was Dick Kitchen.
It was too funny to pass up.
Dick Kitchen by MurrayMLK May 30, 2008
dick kitchen
Like a Soup kitchen, A Dick kitchen is dedicated to the altering and preparing of dicks. Also used to denote that the offendee is in fact a dick.
dick kitchen by roofy November 26, 2004
Kitchen Milk Dick
(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.
Kitchen Milk Dick by Jack2748 March 22, 2025
kitchen-dickin'
I was kitchen-dickin' that ho last night on the counter-top" Did you see that guy kitchen-dickin' it on the stairs? or "What are you up to?" "Oh just kitchen-dickin' it."
kitchen-dickin' by jen and erik December 21, 2003
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