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Going limp when you are trying to screw because you are too hungry
Man, I was bangin' this chick, but I got kitchen dick and had to eat a sandwhich before I could finish her off.
by Birdjive September 25, 2007
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an extra, secret appendage whose properties of length, hardness, and thickness depend on one's ability to cook.
"Josh, I love your food. Your kitchen dick is basically huge. It's so hard it knocks the pots right off the stove like a baseball bat, and it's so long sometimes I find it poking around in my soup."
by slappinflappin October 10, 2010
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A phenomenon that occurs to individuals (particularly male individuals) who have a weird obsession for watching The Food Network.
"Randy Marsh got some serious Kitchen Dick in that one episode called "Creme Fraiche"
by jtrier1 January 13, 2014
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A person (usually homosexual) who frequently masturbates in his/her kitchen.
Did you hear about Mike? He only jacks it in his kitchen, he's a total kitchendick.
by thisblackguy January 09, 2011
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