by C_Zoetbrood March 20, 2018
Get the kisper mug.Tina: "Then they Quantum Leapt into the future to the day of their double wedding with Tina and Jimmy Jr., and they all lived happily ever after. And Sir Bob and Linda were also married, and then they had a baby with a tail because they were cousins. The end."
Gayle: (gasps) "That was so good! Oh, I could feel Scott Bakula's kiss whispers in my mouth!"
Gene: "Kisspers!"
Linda: "Ah, I've heard better. And your father and I are not cousins."
Bob: "That we know of."
Gayle: (gasps) "That was so good! Oh, I could feel Scott Bakula's kiss whispers in my mouth!"
Gene: "Kisspers!"
Linda: "Ah, I've heard better. And your father and I are not cousins."
Bob: "That we know of."
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When you’re teachers gets mad and is yelling at everyone and/or slamming everything
For example: A Door
For example: A Door
by Hola my G April 14, 2019
Get the kiser smash mug.Consecutively double faulting three or more times during a game of tennis. May also refer to a number of variants all involving failure during a game of doubles specifically - repeatedly slamming easy balls into the net, awkwardly jumping in the way of a team mates ball and instigating an uncoordinated unforced error, missing the ball entirely, or performing a poor man's version of the Van Damme splits while sliding and then holding the general lower back region.
This is accompanied by profuse swearing (usually in the form of an f-bomb), complaining, and/or blaming inanimate objects and non-existant environmental factors such as 'the wind'. These factors (and others such as breaking things and wiring things up wrong) inherently exist regardless of whether there is a tennis game going on, yet they are an essential component to truly Kaspering something.
This is accompanied by profuse swearing (usually in the form of an f-bomb), complaining, and/or blaming inanimate objects and non-existant environmental factors such as 'the wind'. These factors (and others such as breaking things and wiring things up wrong) inherently exist regardless of whether there is a tennis game going on, yet they are an essential component to truly Kaspering something.
(After someone unnecessarily jumps in, and rather poorly, does something that you had covered and were all over): "Wow, you sure Kaspered that one!"
Person 1: "Dude, the server's not working."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's been Kaspered".
(After someone excessively complains about something, for example, complaining the whole way while running 10km): "You sir, are the Kasper of running".
Person 1: "Dude, the server's not working."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's been Kaspered".
(After someone excessively complains about something, for example, complaining the whole way while running 10km): "You sir, are the Kasper of running".
by coneman March 25, 2013
Get the kaspered mug.The definition varies; just ask the holy lord and savior of the Capetian Dynasty and Han Dynasty. It’s the ultimate insult that can only be used every half life and destroys people’s career.
by FasseyKISSER632 February 6, 2018
Get the Fassy Kisser mug.During the process of giving a blow job and only sucking on the head of the penis without going down the shaft of the penis.
by bus2727 May 16, 2011
Get the tip kisser mug.a person who sucks up to people in a position of authority in order to get some kind of reward or perks
by Kool Mint Flava October 3, 2004
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