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Kissper, a portmanteau of kiss and whisper.
Tina: "Then they Quantum Leapt into the future to the day of their double wedding with Tina and Jimmy Jr., and they all lived happily ever after. And Sir Bob and Linda were also married, and then they had a baby with a tail because they were cousins. The end."
Gayle: (gasps) "That was so good! Oh, I could feel Scott Bakula's kiss whispers in my mouth!"
Gene: "Kisspers!"
Linda: "Ah, I've heard better. And your father and I are not cousins."
Bob: "That we know of."
kissper by natalie portmanteaux September 23, 2023
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the mumbling of words into another’s lips. A whispered kiss
Shawn kisspered (whispered) “I love you” against his lovers lips as he connects their lips once more.
Kissper by logolepsy July 5, 2019

Fassy Kisser 

The definition varies; just ask the holy lord and savior of the Capetian Dynasty and Han Dynasty. It’s the ultimate insult that can only be used every half life and destroys people’s career.
Nick: You are a FASSY KISSER!
Sean: No, Nick you’ve ruined me.
Fassy Kisser by FasseyKISSER632 February 6, 2018

tip kisser 

During the process of giving a blow job and only sucking on the head of the penis without going down the shaft of the penis.
This girl was such a tip kisser, she wasn't even able to suck to the shaft of my cock.
tip kisser by bus2727 May 16, 2011

Ass kisser 

a person who sucks up to people in a position of authority in order to get some kind of reward or perks
My co-worker Josh is such an ass kisser
Ass kisser by Kool Mint Flava October 3, 2004

lone kisser 

Someone who loves to have girlfriends but never plans on putting a ring on it anytime soon.
"High School", by Nicki Minaj ft Lil Wayne:
"I tell her make me some money, she tell me make her a wife
I tell her, "Bitch, you crazy."
Fuck wrong with you?
And excuse my french, but I'm a lone kisser"
lone kisser by JustBreathe August 18, 2013

Pony Kisser 

A Pony Kisser is a guy who finds a "Pony" attractive. Where a "Pony" is a girl who wears a lot of makeup, does up her hair every day, wears really fancy clothes everywhere, and obnoxiously large and sparkly jewelry in order to hide the fact that underneath all of that she is just an ugly little horse.
BCH: You see that Pony Gary is making out with?

Garrett: Oh My Gad! She is nasty. He can't be fooled by all that make-up, can he?

BCH: Ha! That Goof, he's such a Pony Kisser.
Pony Kisser by King BookRock August 22, 2011
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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