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Kertalaw 

A move performed on suspects by law enforcement to determine if they are innocent or guilty. If the suspect taps out, they are proven guilty and must go to jail. The more evidence found against the suspect, the longer they have to have the move administered and the shorter the count.
All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a kertalaw
Kertalaw by Iaminc0gnito December 31, 2016
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Kitala is a girl I can’t forget, I tried to forget her by talking to other girls, but she just stands out. She stays on my mind, she is hot, cute, funny, and everything I love. A girl I want to wife up right away, she is fast a$f, makes me think she’s on a run.
Kitala, can I be your boyfriend? Name gives it away
I need someone to put down her socials
Kitala by 𝔇𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔨 December 26, 2022
Kirzal Is a persian phrase that can be used for old men. This word is a combination of two words. Kir and zal, which zal is a persian mythology character that born with white hairs.
This phrase is not a polite way to call old people. It commonly used for calling old scumbags. Or it could be a way to mock your friends.
Me : Look! That old man is so mean to children.
My freind : Yes. He is a bastard Kirzal.
--- or ---
My friend : I have lost my keys!
Me : You careless Kirzal!
Kirzal by AitorV August 16, 2018
A "kirtley" is one who is a member of the coolest family in the world (The Kirtley family).
Dude 1: "Woaaaah check out that family over there!"

Dude 2: "They're so freaking cool, I wish I were them."

Dude 1: "Yeah same. I bet they're Kirtley's."
Kirtley by awesomenames223 August 16, 2011

Kortalian 

A blend of ethnicities between the Korean and Italian races. Common characteristics include a blend of cultures typically perceived as "obscure".
Example 1:
John: "Wasn't James Italian?"
David: "No I think he was Korean"
Nathan: "I believe the proper term is Kortalian"
Kortalian by Deserex January 10, 2009

Kirkalicious 

Description of a man who always has a beer in hand and secretly wants to purchase a blowup pool and a lawn chair to sit in while he drinks. His car gives girls headaches and he is sometimes mistaken for a cranky old man. Despite this, he's the guy that every girl wants but never gets.
That guy is soooo Kirkalicious.

Break me off a piece of that Kirkalicious hotty, he's just so yummyyyyyyy.
Kirkalicious by Pizzaman034 April 12, 2013
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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