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kinisoned 

1) To make a deal with God that you will never repeat an evil sin (such as taking drugs or overindulging), UNTIL you feel better.

2) To scream what is really on your mind sporadically, in the midst of seemingly normal conversation or discourse.

In honor of the late comedian, Samuel Burl Kinison.
As "Big Mike" reclined, sitting upright to fight his acid reflux, he kinisoned that he would never again spend the better half of the day at the "all you can eat" buffet again.
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Sam Kinison 

One of the funniest and most outrageous comics of the 1980's and early 1990's. The definition of politically incorrect. A former preacher, Sam left the ministry to become a stand-up comic. He tackled subjects such as marriage, religion, homosexuality, world hunger and necrophilia.

He exploded on the scene as a result of his show-stealing performance on a Rodney Dangerfield HBO young comic special and became a near overnight sensation after having a rough time getting started in Los Angeles.

Best known for his bitter sense of humor and hellish scream, he's one of the best comics of the 20th century. Sam was killed in April of 1992 when a truck hit his car head on. He died shortly after at the scene in the company of his brother Bill, his new wife Malika and his best friend Carl LaBove.
Thanks to Bill for gathering the information and putting together a great biography of Sam Kinison. A fantastic book about the true icon for political incorrectness.
Sam Kinison by jlovato August 22, 2006
The most beautiful girl in the world, inside and out. There aren't words to describe her because she is so amazing. She also has a sexy boyfriend, but the world knows her boyfriend is hella lucky
Damn, I wish i was with Kimiko... wait i am!
Kimiko by Slim Shady 13 January 1, 2012

Kinioned 

1. To be messed over or misrepresented

Syn: Highway Robbery

2. To be cheated out of something that is rightfully yours.

3. To be wronged in a strong way.
1. Do you think Kobe is innocent...or is he just getting kinioned by some groupie?

2. I'm tired of the Fantasy Football rules changing...I'm getting kinioned.

3. Do you see that scratch on my Escalade...my ride just got kinioned yo.
Kinioned by The R Tillery February 2, 2004

kinkocked 

the momentary state of anguish you experience when walking into a kinkos realizing you've forgotten your usb
(checking pockets, decibels rising) Mr. Dank: "Ohh no, no, no..."

(opening door to Kinkos, nonchalantly) Mrs. Dank: "Kinkocked again, dear?..."
kinkocked by the iso theorist September 24, 2009

Kinisome 

An awesome peppy let go type attitude.
An adventurous funny chic girl.
A pinky punk who is a funky spunk.
Rohini is a kinisome girl.
She is so kinisome to go around with.
Kinisome by Ichayan October 31, 2017