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Kangasaurus

The Kangasaurus is a freakish animal that spawned in a toxic dump in Australia. Apparently, a half dead female kangaroo somehow mated with a crocodile, and then fell into the river and was swept down to the ocean, where she was raped by a dolphin. Then she crawled out and had a hybrid baby of a Kangaroo, Crocodile, and a Dolphin.

The Kangasaurus lives in Australia with all the other Kangaroos. It is obviously the most feared, so it is the leader of all Kangaroos. Kangasaurus goes where she wants, eats when she wants, and she instigates all mating rituals. Mostly, she sits under a tree or somewhere cool and has other Kangaroos bring her food. If they don't she eats their babies. The Kangasaurus has very strange characteristics. The many Dolphin fins make it appear to be a fierce predator, when in fact it is. The Crocodile head on the Kangaroo body makes it appear a very worth opponent. Its wide gaping jaws convince its adversaries not to test the limits of the Kangasaurus.
Connor: I saw a Kangasaurus the other day
His sister: I go to douglas.
Kangasaurus by DUmbasssssessssz April 6, 2010

KingWasabi

1. One that leads and never quits.

2. Defender of the free.

3. Jack Bauer's hero.
The U.S. Army is KingWasabi! HOOAH
KingWasabi by efengee March 31, 2009

Kingsaser 

literally a master piece made by the jewels of heaven. You can't compete with the wisdom of a Kingsaser , neither can you match the glamour of his awesomeness, He is absolutely and undeniably the best creature to walk the face of the earth. You're lucky if you spot a kingsaser let alone get to know him. he is true, no fakeness in him, He's 100% loyal, ambitious, and loving. Be careful you could get addicted to him.
Omg is that Leonardo Da Vinci..????

No....it's KINGSASER!!!!! Omg...*faints*

Teacher: What do you wanna be when you grow up ?
Student: hmmmm .. i want to be a Kingsaser
Kingsaser by Ndabiawa September 24, 2018

kingsammy 

kingsammy, someone who does the WAP on their Twitch stream while singing it. Someone who is called a kingsammy is being called a WAP god and can do the WAP justice on their Twitch stream.

Someone who is referred to as kingsammy is also being described as a god who rules over the entire universe as well as any other galaxy.
"You know, you really remind me of kingsammy."

"Why is that?"

"You are a WAP god, my friend."
kingsammy by ShwlfT February 4, 2021

KingSammy 

KingSammy on twitch is a amazing person also known as a possum in disguise as a human
person 1: Who's king KingSammy?
Person 2: The most amazing person in the world!
KingSammy by SirSoupz May 21, 2021

Kingwasabe 

King-was-abe - referenced/ Tacitus/ in ancient Germanium lore; of monarchy facet of a three part utopian system of government, as referred to in vol. 1 of " A Defense of the Constitutions of Government of the United States of America " . A book written by John Adams and published in the year 1787.
" The ancient German Nations. as mentioned by Tacitus, had among them at least two forts of government. One was a monarchy; and the Kingwasabe solute....
Kingwasabe by Iconvolt October 4, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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