King Douche
A definite douche. The kind of douche others pail in comparison to. No one could dream of reaching the realm in which this douche dwells. A true master of douchery.
King Douche by speakermouth March 24, 2011
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king douche
A king douche is the leader of a scrappy group of friends. The king douche always is in a scrapping mood and tends to fight smaller weaker kids. King douches name usualley starts with an E. The king douche is always a redskins fan.
king douche by KingD93 February 11, 2013
King Douche
A douche bag of epic proportions and on every level, they are such a douche, even normal douches fear them... they wear a crown made of douchery. They are usually called Matthieu and come from France.
King Douche by I'm no douchette February 24, 2015
King Douche Bag
A mexican bear fighter who enjoys stomping on ants when he listens to Jumpstyle music.
He tends to also offend his closest friends and cannot be killed.
He tends to also offend his closest friends and cannot be killed.
King Douche Bag by T-Bag King May 6, 2009
King Douche bag
King Douche bag by Claymore124 April 11, 2014
Douche King
Douche King by Cassiopeia04 December 19, 2016
douche king
John: Dude! You smoked all ten pounds of my weed!
Gabe: uhhh.... no i didn't
John: Gabe your the motherfucking douche king
Gabe: tehe
Gabe: uhhh.... no i didn't
John: Gabe your the motherfucking douche king
Gabe: tehe
douche king by joe knight July 7, 2008
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