King Douche

A definite douche. The kind of douche others pail in comparison to. No one could dream of reaching the realm in which this douche dwells. A true master of douchery.

Marc is on a whole different level... he is king douche.

by speakermouth March 9, 2011

king douche

A king douche is the leader of a scrappy group of friends. The king douche always is in a scrapping mood and tends to fight smaller weaker kids. King douches name usualley starts with an E. The king douche is always a redskins fan.

JT- yo stan whos that?

Stan- oh thats ethan, he's king douche
Ethan- yeah mofos

by KingD93 February 11, 2013

King Douche Bag

A mexican bear fighter who enjoys stomping on ants when he listens to Jumpstyle music.
He tends to also offend his closest friends and cannot be killed.

That King Douche Bag is such a douche.

by T-Bag King May 6, 2009

King Douche bag

A person who is the king of all douche bag

Sebastian
King Douche bag

by Claymore124 April 10, 2014

Douche King

Douche King

That pussy bitchass man is such a D.K., aka a Douche King.

by Cassiopeia04 December 20, 2016

douche king

One who exceeds the limits of douchebaggery

John: Dude! You smoked all ten pounds of my weed!

Gabe: uhhh.... no i didn't

John: Gabe your the motherfucking douche king

Gabe: tehe

by joe knight July 7, 2008

King Kamaya Maya Douche

when some one is a douchebag, but a super d-bag like his/her core is rotted with Doucheness.

CG- hey wats up
dude-nothing
CG-no the ceiling
dude-great
CG- it better be a*shole
dude- what a King Kamaya Maya Douche

by cowgirl01313131313 January 26, 2010