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A definite douche. The kind of douche others pail in comparison to. No one could dream of reaching the realm in which this douche dwells. A true master of douchery.
Marc is on a whole different level... he is king douche.
by speakermouth March 09, 2011
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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A king douche is the leader of a scrappy group of friends. The king douche always is in a scrapping mood and tends to fight smaller weaker kids. King douches name usualley starts with an E. The king douche is always a redskins fan.
JT- yo stan whos that?

Stan- oh thats ethan, he's king douche
Ethan- yeah mofos
by KingD93 February 11, 2013
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A douche bag of epic proportions and on every level, they are such a douche, even normal douches fear them... they wear a crown made of douchery. They are usually called Matthieu and come from France.
"Hey dude, that guy isn't a normal douche, he is the king douche!"
by I'm no douchette February 24, 2015
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