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Waffle Kinesis
The supernatural ability to spontaneously generate and manipulate waffles. But unless you find someone with Syrup Kinesis, you're basically fucked.
Primer: "Brett, where'd you get that huge stack of waffles?"
Brett: "Waffle Kinesis, bitch!"
Primer: "SO JEALOUS!!"
Brett: "Waffle Kinesis, bitch!"
Primer: "SO JEALOUS!!"
Waffle Kinesis by mcshittingallday December 23, 2009
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guy kinesis by mindfucker123 January 28, 2012
Kinesi
Derived from the Greek word for 'Cantonese'.
An Asian student temporarily studying in a host nation.
Heavily subsidised income from parents in Asia allows for expensive cars and apartments to be procured, whilst an inabilty to relate to the culture of host nation means an unwillingness to learn local language and have a social circle extending further than other kinesis.
An Asian student temporarily studying in a host nation.
Heavily subsidised income from parents in Asia allows for expensive cars and apartments to be procured, whilst an inabilty to relate to the culture of host nation means an unwillingness to learn local language and have a social circle extending further than other kinesis.
kinesiocracy
n. <i>kinesio</i> Muscle + <i>cracy</i> to rule: The general attitude that good athletes and good teams get favorable treatment because they are athletes.
The term originated from <i>jock-ocracy</i> from Howard Cosell.
The term originated from <i>jock-ocracy</i> from Howard Cosell.
kinesiocracy by permeister July 1, 2005
Kinesis
Kinesis is a group at New Trier High School filled with the most talented girls and sometimes a few boys of the school. Not only are they the best dancers, they are also the most beautiful, and sexiest girls who rule the school. The dancers work from the start of the school year until January to put on their performance which is the highlight of the school year. Everyone at New Trier comes to see it because they know it is the best. Girls who are not selected to be in Kinesis watch with envy as the dancers show off their talent on stage. Most guys watch knowing they will never see the girls with so little and tight clothing on until next years performance. And the underclassmen watch and realize that if they do not make it past auditions, their lives at New Trier will never be as good as the lives of the KINESIS girls.
Kinesis by kinesis is on fire January 16, 2007
Kinesiology
Prestigious degree in science focusing on the science of human movement, offered at the University of Waterloo, Faculty of Applied Health Sciences. Waterloo founded this program, and offered the first Kin program in the world. They are AHSUM
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Wilfred Laurier uses Kinesiology to describe their "Gym" course. At WLU it is nothing more than a highschool gym course over 4 years.
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Wilfred Laurier uses Kinesiology to describe their "Gym" course. At WLU it is nothing more than a highschool gym course over 4 years.
A kinesiologist studies the science of Human Movement. Unless they came from Laurier, then they teach Phys.ed in elementary schools. Go Kinesiology
Kinesiology by Kinman2009 March 10, 2009
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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Glippy
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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