k-dog's definitions

Sexy-Fluid

Any kind of fluid that is produced in the act of sexual intercourse. A much better way of saying sperm, seamen, jizz, nut, secretion, vaginal fluid, etc.

Guy 1: Will John care if I crash in his bed tonight?
Guy2: Probably not, but i wouldn't. His sheets are probably engulfed in sexy-fluid.

by K-DOG March 19, 2014

Especially Heinous

Two words used together to describe sexual based criminal offenses. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit.

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous.

by K-DOG March 19, 2014

Trial Marriage

A time period before marriage when a couple lives together to see if they are completely compatible for marriage. The trial marriage usually exposes all of the negative side effects to living with your partner. The trial marriage often ends in a very messy trial divorce.

Four months into our twelve month lease she dumped me, and now I am paying two rents. Man, that trial marriage was stupid.

by K-DOG May 16, 2014

Population Theory

A theory coined by sports talk show host Tony Kornheiser referring to international soccer. According to the population theory, the country with the larger population should have more players to chose from, and therefore be better than a team with a smaller population. By this theory the United States should crush Central and South American countries as well as small European countries. This theory has been proven widely false as the U.S. consistently gets their ass handed to them by countries that can't be spotted on a map without a magnifying glass.

Michael: Does the U.S. Soccer team have a chance of beating the stacked Argentina team.

Tony: We have 270 million more citizens, we will crush Argentina, population theory homes.

by K-DOG June 6, 2014

Richard Dawson Drunk

When someone is so intoxicated, rather than introducing oneself to the opposite sex with a hug or handshake, they greet them with an inappropriate kiss on the mouth. This was done for years by creepy Family Feud Host Richard Dawson.

Guy 1: Kevin just kissed all three of those girls at the bar on the lips, and he has never even met them.

Guy 2: Yeah bro, He is Richard Dawson Drunk.

by K-DOG June 25, 2014

Sleepcum

The sleepy feeling you get when you have just blown a load or orgasmed.

"Yeah after I wanked off I got tired and had to sleepcum"

by K-dog July 4, 2016

Hagina

A horizontal vagina. Very common in women of asian origin.

Hey, that chinklet has a hagina!

by K-Dog November 10, 2003