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If I have to listen to one more MK and A sleepover party soundtrack in the car again, I'll die. Thank god for The Macaroons band and kindie music-- it's like Death Cab with a bottle!
kindie by ShaROCK October 20, 2010
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kindie kandie 

music listened to by the kindergoth set.
ehmm... slipknot? that shit's kindie kandie.
kindie kandie by zoey April 11, 2004

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! 

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

Mwanandeke Kindembo 

Mwanandeke Kindembo, born November 11, 1996, Baraka, Democratic Republic of the Congo, is a Congolese author of self-help books. He's an engineer by profession, philosopher and social critic by necessity, and entrepreneur by choice.
Who's Mwanandeke Kindembo? Ans: Mwanandeke Kindembo is a well-built new age author & philosopher.
Mwanandeke Kindembo by Jasmine_N November 10, 2022
An incorrect misspelling in the game Animal Crossing New Horizons. This can be seen in the nook miles menu under "Gulliver's Travails". The typo was first discovered by a youtuber called Nick Robinson.
When you come across someone on a beach, you help them, setting a find example for all the island residents. Such kindess will surely find its way back to you.
Kindess by CaptainBackslap April 6, 2020

Kindheit 

'Kindheit' is a German expression and stands for 'childhood'.
Most children spent part of their 'Kindheit' in 'kindergarten'.
Kindheit by Barbara Gauss October 27, 2005

paul kinder

a school filled with inconsiderate twats; aka a ton of 11 year olds that think they’re much older than they really are and try to twerk and grind on walls even though they don’t have a fucking ass. they’re sticks. it’s misery. i want to gouge my eyes out 99% of the time please stop kids this is not okay please end me what the fuck
please stop paul kinder...i’m serious you guys are terrible end me
paul kinder by End Me Plz October 4, 2017
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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