An expression used commonly to refer to a seemingly impending fight or confrontation that will usually result in someone or multiple persons getting the shit beat out of them. Often heard when one person insults another's mother or girlfriend and the man insulted enough is ready to flip.
To be up "Shit's Creek" is to be in serious or complextrouble, such as to (literally) be "up a creek without a paddle." It is synonymous with Urban Dictionary's expression "Shit Street" and is possibly its antecedent.
"When the deal fell through, we were up Shit's Creek".
"If he gets caught again he will be up Shit's Creek."
Phrase used to simply describe something mind-blowing or deeply philosophical in nature. Often said when too lazy to reply in an equally sophisticated or intellectual manner.
Girl: "Have you ever thought that perhaps the Universe created intellectual beings so it is able to understand itself?"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.