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kinderdrunk 

Either underage or early 20 something people who act like idiots under the influence of alchol. These people cannot hold their liquor whatsoever, yet insist on imbibing massive amounts of it anyway, on a regular basis (ie. almost every night). Pubs and other drinking establishments effectively take over raising these people where TV, and in rare cases, their parents left off. Vomiting, fighting, and public urination are all commonplace things for kinderdrunks, along with a wide assortment ot moronic, juvenile behaviors.
Did you see that idiot that got kicked out of the pub last night with his pants around his ankles? Man, what a kinderdrunk!
kinderdrunk by Buck Futt February 24, 2009

Kinderpacking 

7th - 12th graders buying backpacks meant for kindergarteners and wearing them to school as to appear cool.
Hey why is your sister wearing a Dora the Explorer backpack? I thought she was a freshman.
Oh she is "kinderpacking".
Kinderpacking by SaneStudent November 9, 2011

Kinderpuss 

A kind person and a wuss at the same time. Can be used to make fun of someone.
Me: You are one fucking kinderpuss!
Someone: Fuck you!!@#!@
Kinderpuss by Urban Dic January 3, 2006

kinderkuntte 

noun: an childish boorish woman;

Adjective: Any woman who acts like an immature fairy princess when she doesn't get her way. A more derogatory insult than bitch.
1. Valerie! Why are you such a kinderkuntte?!?!

2. I'm walking down the street minding my business then this kinderkuntte cuts me off with her powerwalking!
kinderkuntte by Xanthrant April 6, 2006

Kindercunt 

An exceptionally hateful child who demonstrates extreme anti-social behaviors FBI profilers indicate will result in prolific serial killing later in life. Warning signs include violent outbursts toward elderly family members, interests in crafts that include blood splatter, occasion spitting on siblings and kicking family pets.
I can’t believe Eloise punched your grandmother in the face and called her a wrinkly old bitch. She’s such a kindercunt.
Kindercunt by Becky the Slut November 27, 2021

kinderjunkie

A person that desperately tried to get high off of OTC medicine, or just chemicals that would not be pleasant to be high off of.
- Daniel took DATURA last week, he hasnt been able to sleep ever since!
- Well what would you expect from a kinderjunkie
kinderjunkie by affe1411 June 29, 2022