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An exceptionally hateful child who demonstrates extreme anti-social behaviors FBI profilers indicate will result in prolific serial killing later in life. Warning signs include violent outbursts toward elderly family members, interests in crafts that include blood splatter, occasion spitting on siblings and kicking family pets.

I can’t believe Eloise punched your grandmother in the face and called her a wrinkly old bitch. She’s such a kindercunt.

Kindercunt by Becky the Slut November 27, 2021

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Kindercunt

Cunnilingus of barely legal or illegal status, exhibiting immature features like those of a pre-teen.

At 3p.m. Jameson Martin cruises past the local schools, hoping to score some kindercunt.

Kindercunt by BetterThanYou717 June 6, 2010

Related Words

Kindercunt • kinderkuntte • Cindercunt • kinderclatter • kinderjunkie • kinderpunk • windercuntend • kinda cunty • Kinder-ninth

kinderclatter

The noise emerging from an elementary school playground when children are let out.

Our apartment was overlooking a schoolyard. Several times a day, the kinderclatter burst through the window.

kinderclatter by Lil Blume April 11, 2008

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kinderpunk

A punk still naive/new to the punk lifestyle

Punk NO 1:who are the posers over there?

Punk NO 2:nah man they're not posers they're just kinderpunks they'll learn someday

kinderpunk by suburbanpunk February 2, 2014

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Cindercunt

Someone who is extremely hardheaded/arrogant and portraits a naturally cunty vibe to whom they encounter.

“Kanye West is such a cindercunt”

Cindercunt by Word creamer January 10, 2022

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kinderkuntte

noun: an childish boorish woman;

Adjective: Any woman who acts like an immature fairy princess when she doesn't get her way. A more derogatory insult than bitch.

1. Valerie! Why are you such a kinderkuntte?!?!

2. I'm walking down the street minding my business then this kinderkuntte cuts me off with her powerwalking!

kinderkuntte by Xanthrant April 6, 2006

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kinderjunkie

A person that desperately tried to get high off of OTC medicine, or just chemicals that would not be pleasant to be high off of.

- Daniel took DATURA last week, he hasnt been able to sleep ever since!
- Well what would you expect from a kinderjunkie

kinderjunkie by affe1411 June 29, 2022

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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