Someone who is kind hearted gives it up to anyone anywhere at anytime. They're not afraid to get 'down and dirty' with others. Kind hearted people usually get many diseases.
Guy 1: That girl is kind hearted.
Guy 2: Yea, I know I was with her last week.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).