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Kilap is a tall guy, honest, caring, always here for you. Will be a great husband/dad, he’s funny, too good to have a girlfriend.

He dresses so well, he’s style is pretty good. They all try to copy him.

You can call him anytime (not at night) and he is always late (even for his marriage).

He is known by everyone, they all want to be his friend and go out with him. Every girl is in love with him but he ignores them...
Waw kilap is your friend ?
He is so cool and well dressed! I love his style.
kilap by Cecedelala November 21, 2021
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klapaucius 

The first money cheat in The Sims series of video games, until it was quickly replaced by "rosebud" in the expansions and sequels. Hearing it from someone is a fair indication that you're speaking to a real Sims veteran.
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klapaucius by cleon24769 October 14, 2016
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kilap • Kilapioes • kila • Kilari • Kilae • Kilah • Kilala • kilana • Kilang • Kilanies
dude, i'm going to fail that chemistry test!!! I need a kiappes right now!!!
kiappes by santa_klaus11 May 19, 2007
Is a hat with a string and clapping hands used for supporting your sport team, But also a word for a really stupid person.
*oh my god, he fell over drunk again, that guy is such a klaphat
Klaphat by Willyn November 10, 2014

Kiap Kiap 

A chinese hokien dialect that refers to any tools that is related to clipping, griping or pegging something up (tongs, bowl clipper, tweezers, pincers, cloth pegs etc. )
Mostly used in South East Asia (Especially in Brunei, Malaysia, Singapore, Indonesia, Philippines).
Can you pass me that Kiap Kiap?
Can you help me Kiap that thing?
I want to clip this paper where is the Kiap Kiap ?
Want to clip this go and use the kiap kiap overthere.
Kiap Kiap by francabicon December 10, 2021

kilopology

Literally, "a thousand pardons." A geeky form of apology that is nominally three orders of magnitude better than a simple, "I'm sorry." Kilopology is the most commonly used SI-unitized solicitation of forgiveness; others include "megapology" (offered in matters of sexual infidelity), "gigapology" (offered in matters of accidentally killing a little girl's pet pony), and terapology (offered when destroying worlds). Antonyms: millipology (i.e., not really giving a shit) & picopology (i.e., not even giving a fart).
Dude! I didn't mean to spill your beer. A kilopology and refill are in order.
kilopology by ET_Bill March 18, 2010

Klåpmek 

Klåpmek, "Bungle Tinkering". - To do a thing improperly to save time or money. The main goal when practicing Klåpmek is to find a barely working solution to a problem as fast as possible. No fancy equipment can be used when practicing Klåpmek. Klåpmek can be described as "redneck engineering".
Hey man, this washing machine is not working correctly. - Let's use duct tape to make a new engine belt, please hold the motor while I test this solution.

Dude my gearbox is hanging from just one screw on my car, what should I do? - Bro, give me your belt and I will strap the gearbox to that plastic tube over there! Klåpmek saved us this time!
Klåpmek by Klåpmek January 15, 2021
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