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kilopology

Literally, "a thousand pardons." A geeky form of apology that is nominally three orders of magnitude better than a simple, "I'm sorry." Kilopology is the most commonly used SI-unitized solicitation of forgiveness; others include "megapology" (offered in matters of sexual infidelity), "gigapology" (offered in matters of accidentally killing a little girl's pet pony), and terapology (offered when destroying worlds). Antonyms: millipology (i.e., not really giving a shit) & picopology (i.e., not even giving a fart).
Dude! I didn't mean to spill your beer. A kilopology and refill are in order.
by ET_Bill March 18, 2010
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Killology

The course of military study that attempts to define the study of the psychological and physiological effects of combat on humans.

The term was invented by Lt. Col. Dave Grossman ret. of the Killology Research Group in his 1995 book On Killing: The Psychological Cost of Learning to Kill in War and Society.


(Very few colleges actually offer killology)
1) Hey man, today I learned in Killology how to create a diversion to flank and kill the enemies. I am going to get an A!

2) Killology is a controversial major in college.
by jizza420 April 6, 2009
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