a comment or series of comments that are at the same time both funny and infuriating because of how ridiculous they are.
John told me that he had never actually seen a lion, and then spent half an hour trying to tell me they don't exist. some of the things he said were kilarious.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.