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kiddinfg 

(pronounced kid-in-fig) verb: to make a comical reference to a spelling error
Haha... I was just kiddinfg
kiddinfg by wasupwiththat November 29, 2009
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kimbap kidding 

Another term for are you joking
kimbap kidding by Mochimchi October 31, 2017

Judy kidding 

A variation of “just kidding.”
The name Judy comes from Judy Sheindlin, the no-nonsense judge from the American reality tv court show “Judge Judy
When someone says they are “Judy kidding” they are actually completely serious.
Mikey: You have a booger on your face.
Ricky: Are you serious?
Mikey: Judy kidding.
Ricky: (wipes booger off face) Thanks dawg!
Judy kidding by jojoSlimmons June 16, 2016

kidding on the square 

joking, but also meaning it
kidding on the square by Anonymous November 9, 2003

not even kidding 

what i just have told ou was not a joke
You know , yesterday , i fucked 3 women , not even kidding.

Just Kidding Family 

Participants who engage and force themselves to be included in family affairs and / or family events of which they are not blood related nor are they actually a part of said family via marriage. We label these individuals as "Just Kidding Family". These individuals often do not see or cannot separate truth from reality.

Sarah: Ron, please bring your family including all of their acquaintances, friends, ex's. Afterall, they're like Just Kidding Family. Don't forget what's his name. He calls me almost every day, Daniel I think it is. Really a nice guy, but tends to cross the family line. I don't mind him being a part of the Just Kidding Family, he just needs to back off some out of respect for The Family. Poor guy is obviously still obsessed with my Julie.

Ron: No problem Sarah, thank you

you've got to be kidding me 

It can't be true. New Jersey
Used when someone is really surprised at something. For instance, when the bartender explains that they ran out of beer on tap on St. Patrick's Day, the response would be, "You've got to be kidding me!!"
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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