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Khiabani effect 

When you paradoxically refer the current time, usually shortly after 12:00 am to "tomorrow", as it is still night and your mindset for tomorrow is the next morning but conventionally the day has changed, so you end up in a ridiculous, paradoxical statement like "It's tomorrow now"!
Named after Javad Khiabani, an Iranian TV soccer commentator who made the same statement in a match after 12:00 pm.
- When is the match?!
- Tomorrow morning
- You mean on Thursday?!
- Oh! No sorry! Wednesday! It's 1:00 am and already tomorrow now! That was a ridiculous Khiabani Effect!
Khiabani effect by Mazsch January 3, 2020
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Very strong, muscular, and dangerous guy. Not the guy you would want to grapple with for 25 minutes straight. Can be considered as an animal. Likes to wrestle bears. Very caring and religious, and puts god above everything. Alhamdulillah.
"Oh my god. I would never wrestle with Khabib Nurmagomedov.
khabib by ZabitMagomedsharipov January 17, 2018
An absolute sexy beast. Everyone regardless of sexuality chase after him. He’s talented, funny, intelligent and can satisfy absolutely anyone
Sophia : “ Wow that’s a real hunk there “
Meredith : “ I know right, what a Khatab “
Khatab by KhatabLover69 December 8, 2018
Khatab is a sweet charming Italian/Arab guy that all girls love. He is a sexy beast, hot, and has an 8 pack. Some say his biceps are the size of your neck. He is a stone cold bitch and will beat the living shit out of you. He also has a 12-inch dick. if you get in a fight with him you will get slapped by his dick. He gets all the hoes, and pussy he needs. Khatab is the nicest person you will ever meet. All the girls fall for his tricks, and he does not care if he breaks someone's heart. Khatab is a fuck boy, he lost his virginity at the 12, and he only falls for blondes. Not Khatab just a sweet charming italian or can be an Arab guy who has his way with words and knows how to bring a girl in.. But he's a fuck boy. Once he get what he wants hell leave at the worst time possible... He doesn't care how bad he hurts a girl cause he gets so many. He's everyone's first choice.. He also tends to not get enough of one girl he has to have them all and cheats. Never is loyal. Although he is full of being a fuck boy, so many good are in him. He will protect, fight, and sacrifice his life for his loved ones and also for anyone that needs help. But like they've said.. the devil was once an angel so girls watch out, not just from him his tricks and words but his massive cock;)
wow look over there, there is a Khatab, he is so fucking hot
Khatab by Addie Joy April 11, 2021

Khabazela 

A zulu clan name of one of the most prestigious Zulu families ( Mkhize) The name 'Khabazela' is given to someone who is of utmost importance in the family as he later becomes the head of the family. The name 'Khabazela' is also used to show respect when engaging in a conversation with a someone of the Mkhize family
Mkhize Khabazela kaMavovo wena owaseMbo
Khabazela by anonymous January 26, 2021

kutabare 

Japanese word meaning
fuck you!, shove it!, go to hell!, or... drop dead!
some idiot comes up to u and says "U MADA FUGGA!!!!!!"
you say "KUTABARE!!!!!!!!!!!!" and walk off safe in the knowledge that they will never find out what you said to them and it will haunt them for the rest of their life
kutabare by montecat April 28, 2008