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Shortened stylised form of cretin. Usually a term given to one who has done something rather shambolic when seshing.

Origin: Didcot / South Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
You stole my riz you fucking khret!
Khret by wholesomefun69 September 15, 2019
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Used to describe something awesome; something that cannot be defeated in any medium
Dude, that was straight Kretzer.

kretzocoatlis 

a nasty bony woman with protruding scapulas and skinflaps, bearing resemblance to a flying reptile of the early to mid jurassic period.
I humped that skinny hoe strictly because she was a kretzocoatlis and I was intrigued by her kretzocoatlisness.
kretzocoatlis by logan cleaver November 12, 2003
noun. literally means crap or shit.
Use it in place of crap or shit.
"Oh khret! I lost my book."
You khretter!
khret by Salim April 19, 2005

Kretzman Quad 

1)a location on Huntington Avenue at Northeastern University in Boston
2)being penetrated by four penises at one time (not hole specific)
I'm so sore. I got Kretzman Quadded last night.
Kretzman Quad by Gstiffs October 29, 2005

Kretzschmar Smear

The sexual act of being the top vertical person forcefully penetrating a person's anal cavity while voiding bowls into a third person's oral opening.
Dickberry gave those Smith twins the ole Kretzschmar Smear last night, I seen the video.