Kretz 

The ardent responsibility of participants in the heroic act of sodomy to allow the remnants of rectal mucus to dry around the utilities used by the contributors in the aforementioned accomplishment, forming an extravagent golden crust to be abraded delicately into a vessel and transported for the sprinkling over any number of delicacies before serving to one or more unaware recipients.

Wow Benji you really kretzed those guests we had this evening.

They thought your kretz crusted salmon was delicious, splendid delivery.

Kretz by Mbenji February 7, 2010

salty kretz 

the name assigned to the object of one giving an other a "blow job"

the girl gave him a salty kretz last night after they were naked

salty kretz by marc brien June 17, 2005

kratzy 

A type of ignorance where a person refuses to see the truth because they are so invested in the lie. Usually a result of brainwashing by mainstream news media combined with a lust for power. Inspired by lead prosececutor Ken Kratz from the Making a Murderer documentary on Netflix.

Be careful! Blind ambition can make you kratzy!

kratzy by Joepiphany April 6, 2016

kwetzal

kwetzal

"kwetzal"

kwetzal by kwte March 22, 2021

Cretin/kretin

A cretin is a person that is stupid and has done something of significant stupidity. However it can be used as a general insult not the strongest of insults but still an under appreciated word

Can be used to describe a stupid action example:
" did you hear Jamie's gone and got chlamydia"
"What an absolute cretin/kretin "

Cretin/kretin by Hippo light catcher June 14, 2017

Kretenizem 

1.)A condition of severely stunted physical and mental growth due to untreated congenital deficiency of thyroid hormones.

2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:

a]for addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;

b]for pointing out how you don't like something;

c]if you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;

d]when someone says something you find extremely irritating;

e]quite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.

1.) -OMGWTF what's up with that guy?
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.

2.)a] -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!

b]-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.

c]-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)

d]-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!

e]-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")

Kretenizem by Bosslike January 14, 2013

kratzy 

Full of sweaty shit, in part because the individual is devoid of basic humanity and therefore lacks any semblance of compassion or reason.

That *kratzy* bastard had the nerve to put Brendan Dassey in jail for almost his entire adult life after admitting that only Steven Avery killed Teresa Halbach.

kratzy by Fapping in the dark June 18, 2016