The ardent responsibility of participants in the heroic act of sodomy to allow the remnants of rectal mucus to dry around the utilities used by the contributors in the aforementioned accomplishment, forming an extravagent golden crust to be abraded delicately into a vessel and transported for the sprinkling over any number of delicacies before serving to one or more unaware recipients.
Wow Benji you really kretzed those guests we had this evening.

They thought your kretz crusted salmon was delicious, splendid delivery.
by Mbenji February 07, 2010
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the name assigned to the object of one giving an other a "blow job"
the girl gave him a salty kretz last night after they were naked
by marc brien February 14, 2005
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