Kkretz

This man has a monster lurking beneath his jeans. If you come across a Kkretz, you're most likely to succumb to his giant guy that be waiting to destroy you!

OMG Kkretz you're gonna make me cream.

by LIgmaSUgma December 13, 2021

Kretzer

Used to describe something awesome; something that cannot be defeated in any medium

Dude, that was straight Kretzer.

by Alphonse Superbastard August 6, 2009

kretzocoatlis

a nasty bony woman with protruding scapulas and skinflaps, bearing resemblance to a flying reptile of the early to mid jurassic period.

I humped that skinny hoe strictly because she was a kretzocoatlis and I was intrigued by her kretzocoatlisness.

by logan cleaver November 12, 2003

Kretzman Quad

1)a location on Huntington Avenue at Northeastern University in Boston
2)being penetrated by four penises at one time (not hole specific)

I'm so sore. I got Kretzman Quadded last night.

by Gstiffs October 29, 2005

khretz

khretz is a girl who plays fn, mc, and roblox, also formerly was a certified simp on discord.

“KHRETZ WHY ARE YOU SO TRASH AT THIS 👹”

by ohiolover24 August 5, 2021

Kretzschmar Smear

The sexual act of being the top vertical person forcefully penetrating a person's anal cavity while voiding bowls into a third person's oral opening.

Dickberry gave those Smith twins the ole Kretzschmar Smear last night, I seen the video.

by Clermont Queer October 5, 2023

salty kretz

the name assigned to the object of one giving an other a "blow job"

the girl gave him a salty kretz last night after they were naked

by marc brien June 17, 2005