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Used to describe something awesome; something that cannot be defeated in any medium
Dude, that was straight Kretzer.
Kretzer by Alphonse Superbastard August 6, 2009

kretzocoatlis 

a nasty bony woman with protruding scapulas and skinflaps, bearing resemblance to a flying reptile of the early to mid jurassic period.
I humped that skinny hoe strictly because she was a kretzocoatlis and I was intrigued by her kretzocoatlisness.
kretzocoatlis by logan cleaver November 12, 2003

Kretzman Quad 

1)a location on Huntington Avenue at Northeastern University in Boston
2)being penetrated by four penises at one time (not hole specific)
I'm so sore. I got Kretzman Quadded last night.
Kretzman Quad by Gstiffs October 29, 2005
khretz is a girl who plays fn, mc, and roblox, also formerly was a certified simp on discord.
“KHRETZ WHY ARE YOU SO TRASH AT THIS 👹”
khretz by ohiolover24 August 5, 2021

Kretzschmar Smear

The sexual act of being the top vertical person forcefully penetrating a person's anal cavity while voiding bowls into a third person's oral opening.
Dickberry gave those Smith twins the ole Kretzschmar Smear last night, I seen the video.

salty kretz 

the name assigned to the object of one giving an other a "blow job"
the girl gave him a salty kretz last night after they were naked
salty kretz by marc brien June 17, 2005
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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