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noun. literally means crap or shit.
Use it in place of crap or shit.
"Oh khret! I lost my book."
You khretter!
khret by Salim April 19, 2005
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khret • khretz • khetto • Khetsun • kretin • khethelo • khethiwe • Kheto • Khoetha • Khresianne

khethelo 

Khethelo means choice. The best of the best. A person named Khethelo can be defined as always being on top of their game. They never try to hard but always see themselves at the top.
Khethelo is always winning at this thing called life
khethelo by Nhlo June 1, 2019

Cretin/kretin

A cretin is a person that is stupid and has done something of significant stupidity. However it can be used as a general insult not the strongest of insults but still an under appreciated word
Can be used to describe a stupid action example:
" did you hear Jamie's gone and got chlamydia"
"What an absolute cretin/kretin "

Kretenizem 

1.)A condition of severely stunted physical and mental growth due to untreated congenital deficiency of thyroid hormones.

2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:

a]for addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;

b]for pointing out how you don't like something;

c]if you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;

d]when someone says something you find extremely irritating;

e]quite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.
1.) -OMGWTF what's up with that guy?
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.

2.)a] -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!

b]-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.

c]-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)

d]-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!

e]-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")
Kretenizem by Bosslike January 14, 2013

kretched 

to get so fucked up you can't get into any bars
yo this chick got so kretched on her 21st she couldnt get in anywhere
kretched by programous October 21, 2010

Kretchfoop 

One of the greatest characters in NHL Hitz 2002. He plays on the Greys, which is one of the unlockable teams. NHL Hitz 2002 still stands as one of the greatest XBox games ever. Anyone good at NHL Hitz will play with the Greys.
''Kretchfoop with the painful body check!''
Kretchfoop by Kovatcmm March 4, 2010
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