khern 

Hottest man alive, guaranteed 10 inches of height and girth, loves sports and smokes tons of zaza

Oh my gosh khern is my delicious Hersheys kiss

khern by GangrenousFinger July 7, 2023

john kern 

A square headed fien who will steal your money and shit in a urnal who also has cow utters for nipples

Someone just took a shit on the bathroom floor and left 4 sponges for the janitors to clean it up who was it . Oh That was John Kern

john kern by Rowley Doofmister November 22, 2018

Kernel of Pot 

A term used to describe .25 grams or about $5 worth of good weed. Originated on the second floor of Scudder Hall at SUNY New Paltz.

"Yo man you got weed to throw on a J?"

"Sure, but I've only got a Kernel of Pot left."

Kernel of Pot by WeedKernel November 29, 2012

Khârn the Betrayer 

Khârn is a favorite champion of Khorne, the Blood God from the Warhammer 40k Universe. He has an insatiable lust for blood and is known as the betrayer for his habit of messily dismembering allies nearby him when he runs out of enemies. In fact, the name Khârn is actually derived from the Arabic word for "betrayer". Despite all this, he is actually a pretty great guy.

I just watched Khârn the Betrayer dropkick a loyalist marine into that cluster of Thousand Sons; he exploded into confetti and viscera. He then gave me a high-five that shattered every bone in my arm. What a guy!

Khârn the Betrayer by AutomaticInfomatic January 17, 2011

Kernitis 

The excessive need of an animal to masturbate uncontrollably while sitting on a perch.

I think Frankie has kernitis, he just won't stop masturbating.

Kernitis by Laquishashaniquashanaynay September 5, 2011

Kern Burn 

A Kern Burn is the burning sensation, generally followed by a longstanding rash and obvious infection, caused by a build up of akerna. As there is no currently recognized treatment for akerna build-up, it is often associated with negative connotations as with herpes for being an STI that won't go away and being associated with it will ruin anyone's life.

I got involved with the wrong STS company and now I have kern burn all over my junk. There's no way I'm ever going to get this akerna removed in time for my date with your mom.

Kern Burn by The_Mark June 17, 2019

Kerner 

Mispronunciation of the common name Connor. Usually occurs while yelling.

Developed to the point where Connor is given the nickname "Kerner". Also known as "Kern" for short.
When friends greet or congratulate "Kerner" they may say "Kernsauce!" in an enthusiastic voice.

Friend 1: "Hey I see Connor across the street!"
Friend 2: "Call to him!"
Friend 1: "Kernerr!!"

Kerner by Kerner June 13, 2013