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john kern 

A square headed fien who will steal your money and shit in a urnal who also has cow utters for nipples
Someone just took a shit on the bathroom floor and left 4 sponges for the janitors to clean it up who was it . Oh That was John Kern
john kern by Rowley Doofmister November 22, 2018
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Kernel of Pot 

A term used to describe .25 grams or about $5 worth of good weed. Originated on the second floor of Scudder Hall at SUNY New Paltz.
"Yo man you got weed to throw on a J?"

"Sure, but I've only got a Kernel of Pot left."
Kernel of Pot by WeedKernel November 29, 2012

Khârn the Betrayer 

Khârn is a favorite champion of Khorne, the Blood God from the Warhammer 40k Universe. He has an insatiable lust for blood and is known as the betrayer for his habit of messily dismembering allies nearby him when he runs out of enemies. In fact, the name Khârn is actually derived from the Arabic word for "betrayer". Despite all this, he is actually a pretty great guy.
I just watched Khârn the Betrayer dropkick a loyalist marine into that cluster of Thousand Sons; he exploded into confetti and viscera. He then gave me a high-five that shattered every bone in my arm. What a guy!

Kernitis 

The excessive need of an animal to masturbate uncontrollably while sitting on a perch.
I think Frankie has kernitis, he just won't stop masturbating.
Kernitis by Laquishashaniquashanaynay September 5, 2011

Kern Burn 

A Kern Burn is the burning sensation, generally followed by a longstanding rash and obvious infection, caused by a build up of akerna. As there is no currently recognized treatment for akerna build-up, it is often associated with negative connotations as with herpes for being an STI that won't go away and being associated with it will ruin anyone's life.
I got involved with the wrong STS company and now I have kern burn all over my junk. There's no way I'm ever going to get this akerna removed in time for my date with your mom.
Kern Burn by The_Mark June 17, 2019
Mispronunciation of the common name Connor. Usually occurs while yelling.

Developed to the point where Connor is given the nickname "Kerner". Also known as "Kern" for short.
When friends greet or congratulate "Kerner" they may say "Kernsauce!" in an enthusiastic voice.
Friend 1: "Hey I see Connor across the street!"
Friend 2: "Call to him!"
Friend 1: "Kernerr!!"
Kerner by Kerner June 13, 2013
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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