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Crazy annoying old person. One who gets on your case to do what you said you were going to do, but never actually did.
by WordProtector July 26, 2010
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A very sexy woman, who at first glance might not catch your eye, but underneath her casual attire has the body of Marilyn Monroe. Something about this otherwise plain woman, draws men to her, causing them to pace back and forth, not knowing what the heck hit them, as their hearts skip a beat. This woman, when looked at closely, has the body of a voluptuous classic beauty, and has eyes that say she will rip a man's clothes off. A Scudder has no idea of her sexiness, which drives men crazy. Sometimes called krunk. Scudders can easily hang out with the guys, and flirt effortlessly with men, which makes women very angry and jealous, even though a Scudder is not strikingly pretty at first glance
"I never noticed her, but then I looked closely and she scudded my heart. She's a Scudder."

"She's a Scudder, cuz the bitch scudded my heart."

"She's such a Scudder, what do men find about her that's attractive?"
by Jacobs Chadder September 28, 2011
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While releasing explosive or semi explosive diarrhea, scudders are the drops of feces that hit and stay above the water line in the bowl.
Wow, Whatever I ate yesterday gave me a wicked case of the scudders!!!
by zx-man August 16, 2006
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A flapping anus fart where some shit scud is released and gives your underwears a scud streek which resembles the look of a skid mark of a bicycle.
I couldn't hold it in so i scuddered in my pants.
by steph and holly December 03, 2003
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A complete raging whore of a woman with STDs and has bad smelling genitalia due to the fact that she is a dirty nasty girl.
"Dude she's pretty hot."

"Don't do it man. She's a scudder for sure."
by James67119 July 29, 2009
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everyone knows a girl like this . Term used for a ridiculously thick and annoying female . Cannot handle her drink - will claim it was spiked , cannot spell to save her life , will generally cling on to her boyfriends mates even after theyve split up , is pathetically glued to facebook and will appear in the friends lists of any guy you attempt to date , will embarrass you at any fancy dress party with a lame costume for example a bumblebee or also will embarrass you on any average night out with a white shirt and brown beads , dosent take hints AT ALL , never ventures out of local areas for drinking , regulary steals pencils and is in general a complete LOSER
lauren scudder , I FUCKING HATE THAT SCUDDER , erghhh scudder
by craig hazel August 15, 2008
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A person with poor hygiene, one that does not bathe regularly. Crusty, dirty, gross. Matted hair. Bad breath, gross teeth.

Feeling dirty and looking like garbage.
"I feel like such a scudder since I've been sick and haven't bothered to shower in three days."

"Look at that crusty dirt crawling up his neck, what a scudder."
by apenak March 10, 2011
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