kern

One lets forth thy golden showers onto unsuspecting people in their sleep.

R. Kelly pulled a kern recently, and was shunned.

by Muddy Grimes April 04, 2005

kern

southern slang for corn

"wow uncle john, that kern shure was good"

by the leesha October 08, 2006

kern

a rare short, breed of bald black man with incredible artistic ability and pimp like skills. See also badass and or pimp.

a state of perfection and ultimate achievement

that is kern. he is so kern. he or she might want to adjust the kern in their life.

by dallilama February 01, 2007

kern

Kern is both a person and an ideal. People seek kern and never find it, you must allow kern to come to you

<3 mib

I was driving around the other day and all of a sudden kern hit me so hard it hurt

by Micah February 18, 2005

kern

A word that can be and describe anything; especially refers to awesometastic asians.

"Yo kern, come here homie"

by cdizzlefosho February 20, 2007

kern

one that burns, constantly, mainly hamburger buns and themselves.

kern chared the buns, they are pretty black!

by Kern June 05, 2003

kern

One who is to be found in a cupboard, usu. making chicken noises.

Kern is a good bloke

by Rev. Wankcock November 06, 2003