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Keyon is a very handsome black male , who is perfect inside. Some people hate him, most people love him. He is a very funny and down to earth guy, Although he is shy around certain girls, once he gets to know you. he will take you on the funnest trip of your life ever. He may piss you off sometimes and he may say some stuff that comes out wrong but in the end, you know hes truly sorry and really hopes you forgive him. He has anger issues, so don't piss him off or he will constantly yell,swear or even hit. But he is a very down to earth guy. He is also funny but can be annoying at times has big feet but even bigger dick.
Girl1:keyonn has a big dick
Girl2:he's annoying
keyonn by Beautifulgirl#1 September 24, 2018
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A Keyonce has a great affection towards creativity, beauty, and domestic activities of life. A Keyonce loves to see everyone happy. Keyonce are trustworthy and honest even if it doesn't seem like it. A Keyonce is very easy to get along with, lowkey lit, and have a very unique personality that everyone falls in love with.
Woah, Must be nice to have a Keyonce as a friend.
Keyonce by secretive December 23, 2016
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Kayonna is the hottest, funnest girl on the face of the planet. She's funny, smart, and adorable. Every guy wishes he had her, and every girl wishes they were her. Kayonna is very caring, loyal to her friends (unless you piss her off), makes everyone around her smile, and very nice when she wants to be. Pretty much the only downside; she thinks she's horrible. She doesn't believe you when you tell her she's pretty, and she's pretty self concious about herself. Kayonna needs a guy that will treat her right, a guy that will love her no matter what, a guy that will make her smile.
Girl 1, "OMG is that Kayonna? She is really hot! "
Girl 2, "You can say that again, I wish I was just like her!"
Kayonna by Annabear06 September 12, 2019
One of the most beautiful girl you will ever meet in your life. They are as special as an angel themselves. They have a big heart and have huge amounts of feelings for their boy. Keyonna’s are very special and will love their boys until the end of time
Random dude: man I like to be keyonna’s boy
Her boyfriend: too bad she’s taken
Keyonna by Reaper799 August 3, 2018
Keionna is this very cute girl that is nice to everyone. Jokes around alot unless she don't like you.She doesn't like hoes, fakes, or ratchet people. she likes to fight will not hesitate to beat a bitch. She loves ice cream, people love her eyes, bitches hate her cause boys talk to her all the time. she is outgoing never smokes always drink. she always turns tf up!! #teamfaithul #teamlightskinned #teamreal
keionna is so cute today always swagged!!

Everyone should add keionna on instagram @sit_downand_pray
Keionna by joewell April 16, 2017
Keyona is fine, cute, sweet, loud, coo and crazy, but she has u huge heart and a fat big booty she is thick and pretty in the face almost everyone like having her as a freind she is shy meeting people for the first time but if someone tries her she is not afraid to fight. When she likes you she will show it in different ways she's a freak and very talented in the bedroom.
"Hay do u know keyona"
"Yea who dosent she is fine as hell".
Keyona by James Scott November 23, 2016
Keyonna is fine asf, she’s nice and energetic
I wish I had a girl like Keyonna
Keyonna by meanings.of.namesss March 25, 2020
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