Keylan
Keylan is always depressed he get mad he want always want to get to hell. Keylan is a gamer but rage he’s loyal he trying to fix he life. Keylan got fake friends and real friends ❤️ And something going to make his life happy 😊 please be nice the the person Keylan because Keylan do not play with these niggas 🤷🏽 ♂️🤣❤️
Keylan by Suck my dingdong March 30, 2019
Keylan
is a type of person you need in your life. keylans are the type of people who’s advice you 100% need but absolutely hate. they’re honest & blunt, loving but guarded. very introverted around people they aren’t comfortable with, and. very extroverted & goofy around people they are comfortable with. keylans are very smart, probably the smartest people you’ll ever meet. they are very good at observing & reading people. keylans are not into astrology at all (usually capricorns). they are very family oriented & when they love they love hard. very great people to be around & a great person to have deep talks with.
Keylan by chickenmaster.sk2k04 January 18, 2022
Kellan Lutz
A very strong very muscular man who is very very extremly hot and sexy.
he has been in movies like Twilight, Stick It, Accepted, and Ghosts of Goldfield.
he was also a model for abercrombi and fitch
and by the way he is HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
he has been in movies like Twilight, Stick It, Accepted, and Ghosts of Goldfield.
he was also a model for abercrombi and fitch
and by the way he is HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
girl 1- "did you see that new picture of kellan lutz on TMZ."
girl 2- "yea man he was so HOT, i love him."
girl 2- "yea man he was so HOT, i love him."
Kellan Lutz by hiyourgay11 May 6, 2009
KellanTalBot
KellanTalBot is a corrupt robot that was unfortunately corrupt in 2017. He likes to play games, he has no intelligent or whatever, so we can say that KellanTalBot is bad at games. He likes to bully everyone! That's why he was corrupt and destroyed by everyone. P.S. He didn't have friends, because he's a bad robot. He is also a pedophile.
Leo: Oi! Is that KellanTalBot?
Dykie: WAT? I thought he got destroyed!
Leo: No he didn't! He must be revived to bully us!
Dykie: We must kill him!
Dykie: WAT? I thought he got destroyed!
Leo: No he didn't! He must be revived to bully us!
Dykie: We must kill him!
KellanTalBot by SnifflesEatsAnts August 9, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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