key j

sexy fighter and good a sex

damn key j you fucked me good last night

by hhhffghjgffd June 9, 2017

help my j key is broken

often typed when a j key on a keyboard is broken.
wait how would you type it if its broken?

Help my j key is broken on my keyboard!

by TheBroken10thLetterKey May 17, 2018

key jangler

A key jangler or key jangling refers to anything that attempts to entertain the audience with the same (for example) jokes, one-liners, pranks, skits, (etc.) or anything similar which expects the audience to burst into laughter. Key jangling goes back to how a parent would jangle their keys in front of their baby to make them laugh or to distract them, which often works however, eventually becomes stale and unfunny over time as the baby would simply get tired and annoyed of the same material.

This term actually comes from one of Huggbees (A YouTube channel) videos titled: "The Forgotten Absurdist Comedy" from 0:20s onwards. He describes how:

"The current trend of comedy from sources such as YouTube, skits and TV shows coming from awkward dialogue, awkward characters and awkward pauses tends to just be one joke that they stretch for about 20 minutes to you."

and

"Modern internet memes are the comedy equivalent of this:" *proceeds to be a key jangler and jangles his keys in front of the camera while reeling YouTubes vast meme compilations behind him*

by illiterate illegitimate February 27, 2021

low key jibber

a joint of marijuana that is smoked without telling friends, as to get more weed to yourself.

"Ey bro lets get in a low key jibber just me n you, dont tell rob, his fatass will bogart the J."

by Dane Galeesak July 3, 2008

key jangler

a person who likes to jerk your chain, or in this case, your keys

That guy Lincoln sure is a key jangler.

by the kidd ego August 16, 2018

Key West Sloppy Joe

The act of letting another man derive pleasure from burying his face in your ass whilst you shart.

"Jim told me he was gonna pick up a guy at the gloryhole by the Harley Davidson store and give him a Key West sloppy joe."

by Clitt Orris September 10, 2015

John Key

The attempted act of joining into a three-way handshake, Usually resulting in embarrassment and rejection by the dominant handshaker.

(Also knowed as the finger flaping dance.)

"Bro that was awkward you just John Keyed me"

"did you see that guy John Key Richie Mccaw, how embarrassing "

by gotaproblem? October 26, 2011