keyjack

Whenever one person is using a PC and another shoves or pushes them out of the way in order to take the computer from them.

Usually occurs between jealous siblings fighting over the same computer.

Person A: Man, I love surfing the internet.
Person B: Let me show you something.
*Person B shoves Person A out of chair.
Person A: Hey, quit keyjacking!

keyjack by Casey Sullivan July 29, 2007

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Kayjacking

Term meaning to Kayak with Jack Daniels, this is a reference to cabrewing except in kayak form

My Friends and I are going kayjacking down the river this weekend.

Kayjacking by Tjsowards October 7, 2011

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keyjack • Kayjacking • kerjacking • Premature Keyjaculation

Premature Keyjaculation

The act of accidentally hitting "The Big Key" while still in the passionate heat of typing a message, requiring a 2nd message in order to finish the job. (The Send key while texting, or Enter key while chatting)

Mr. Sheen: So I told my publicist that I just keep winning and winning, and he said

Mr. Estevez: Ya...so what did he say??

Mr. Estevez: Oh, come on bro!

Mr. Sheen: Hang on.... (sent while cutting and pasting)

Mr. Estevez: Geez, just forget it!

Mr. Sheen: Sorry dude, Premature Keyjaculation! I went to hit the quote key but hit the enter key instead...anyways, he said "Winning at what? Becoming the world's biggest asshole?" Can you believe that guy??

facebook: Your message was not sent because Mr. Estevez is offline.

Premature Keyjaculation by Tropical Daydreamer April 1, 2011