kevnit 

A deep southern pronunciation of the word cabinet. Often times used in the backwoods of states such as Texas, Oklahoma and Kansas.

When she threw the ketchup bottle, it exploded all over the kitchen kevnits, floor and walls.

kevnit by Ol'Daddy July 22, 2016

Kennith simmons 

Ur probably here because of ghost and pals' song "broadcast illusions" or "colorbars" which is now titled "bar" on youtube. The song(s) have a software thats fukases vocaloid voicebank.Kennith Simmons is a gay boy who gets bullied for being lgbtq+. This guy has invested on electronics and soonly met evelynn jacot after stephanie glass got into a fight with kennith. Kennith and evelynn planned hijacking a broadcast that makes the nation do a whole mass suicide to get payback from being bullied. Stephanie glass was deaf so the broadcast couldn't affect her. Close to when the broadcast was about to be finished kennith felt like it was wrong to do this. Evelynn forced kennith to keep the broadcast going but kennith didn't. Kennith then killed himself while the screen was black. Stephanie got worried and ran into kenniths house breaking the door down. Stephanie ran upstairs which had wires and stacks of tvs that played brightly lit colorbars. Towards the ground upstairs was a pool of blood that kennith had been laying in.

Me:hey have u heard of kennith simmons?
Normie:who?
Me:nevermind.

Kennith simmons by Kenny chan October 25, 2020

Kernitis 

The excessive need of an animal to masturbate uncontrollably while sitting on a perch.

I think Frankie has kernitis, he just won't stop masturbating.

Kernitis by Laquishashaniquashanaynay September 5, 2011

kennit

a word similar in meaning to understand

person 1: do you kennit?
person 2: yes, i kennit well

kennit by matt_g October 28, 2006

KevinTThoms 

KevinTThoms is a free speech youtuber. He has been suspended and close to banned for speaking his mind, but impersonating others and being offensive at the same time. Whether or not this repeated suspension of kevin is being helped by the flaggots is still being debated. In my eyes, he is a comedy god, but in others he is nothing but a douchebag. Things he hates include Jessi Slaughter's dad, Onision/onion fucker, CBS news, Pokemon hating priests and so on and so on.

KevinTThoms: If you swear or talk about vulgar things, that means your either a prostitute or your affiliated with a gang. I can't believe how many fucking people actually believe that shit. So guess what, if you've sworn recently Big-D and his boys will come pick you up in about one hour...

KevinTThoms by UD tells me not to use my name September 2, 2010

Kenith

1. A warrior-mentality type of guy with a strong hankering to cook dead things over an outdoor fire. 2. An incredible lover who is a bit kinky, creative and pays very close attention to the needs of their partner in the sack. 3. Rooted in gaelic, means "Best Friend". 4. Slang for Mr. Mom.

"That guy...he's a real Kenith in bed!"

Kenith by knottybynaturecelt February 3, 2010

Kennith

If you ever meet a Kennith you will never ever regret it! Kennith is a trustworthy, smart, loyal, funny, caring, kind, helpful and an understanding guy you will ever know. He may seem very weird and awkward at first but once you get to know him he's the bestest friend you will ever have. He can keep your secrets, dramas and craziness that only both of you could understand, he seem to enjoy his own fantasy which is a bit weird not gonna lie! He's very observant and can immediately tell if you're lying! He tend to hide his pain on his beautiful smile but deep inside he craves for love, care and a hug. He just needs to be reminded that he is not a nobody. Kennith is one of a kind and really rare, but if you ever meet one you're lucky!!

I met a kennith once and until today we're still best friends

Kennith by Mash01 March 16, 2023