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Ketonit
Ketonit by Strange Man Called Seb December 25, 2016
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keto
keto by tamstertwo June 1, 2018
Keto
Pronounced like the word “key” and the word “toe” — Kee-tō
1.Shorthand for ketosis & often used as a prefix when used in this sense. (Ex. “Keto-Flu) — a state where the body stops using glucose as it’s primary energy source. Ketones, stored fat, & some amino acids become the primary sources.
2. Shorthand forketogenic diet — A medical diet prescribed to either reduce seizures in epileptics or reduce spikes in diabetics. The goal of keto is to achieve a sustained state of ketosis. Low calorie keto is often utilized by slimmers & lifters to cut a large percentage of body fat quickly, so it sometimes is thought as a fad-diet or even a crash-diet.
When used to cut fat there are 5 basic guidelines.
1. Most carbs eaten should be low netcarb, complex carbs & free of added sugar.
2.Eat more cal from fat than protein & more from protein than carbs. Protein can be broken down into glucose so eating too much threatens ketosis.
3.Restricting cal to 5% from carbs or less is most ideal. 10% is considered good for an active athlete who burns through glucose quickly.
4. Start out eating a highfat (65%-70%) & moderate protein diet (25%-20%).
5.Gradually work toward a very highfat (75%-85%) & low/moderate protein (20%-10%)—no less than 10% for an extended period. Too little can cause a starvation response where the body burns muscle protein for energy instead of using stored fat & the amino acids in dietary protein.
Bada Bing, Bada Boom Keto
1.Shorthand for ketosis & often used as a prefix when used in this sense. (Ex. “Keto-Flu) — a state where the body stops using glucose as it’s primary energy source. Ketones, stored fat, & some amino acids become the primary sources.
2. Shorthand forketogenic diet — A medical diet prescribed to either reduce seizures in epileptics or reduce spikes in diabetics. The goal of keto is to achieve a sustained state of ketosis. Low calorie keto is often utilized by slimmers & lifters to cut a large percentage of body fat quickly, so it sometimes is thought as a fad-diet or even a crash-diet.
When used to cut fat there are 5 basic guidelines.
1. Most carbs eaten should be low netcarb, complex carbs & free of added sugar.
2.Eat more cal from fat than protein & more from protein than carbs. Protein can be broken down into glucose so eating too much threatens ketosis.
3.Restricting cal to 5% from carbs or less is most ideal. 10% is considered good for an active athlete who burns through glucose quickly.
4. Start out eating a highfat (65%-70%) & moderate protein diet (25%-20%).
5.Gradually work toward a very highfat (75%-85%) & low/moderate protein (20%-10%)—no less than 10% for an extended period. Too little can cause a starvation response where the body burns muscle protein for energy instead of using stored fat & the amino acids in dietary protein.
Bada Bing, Bada Boom Keto
Keto Kevin: I am Keto-Kevin the Ketomite from Ketofalls, CA but I now live in Ketoville USA. I used to be an obese, diabetic having a seizure a day. But then I adopted a Kaleo diet-Ketogenic diet and the constant Ketosis has made me a healthy & convulsion-free bodybuilder with 8% body fat. My likes are working out, ketofucking my girlfriend ketorria, water, avocados, and steak. My dislikes are flour, ketards, keto flu, keto crotch, the keto farts, keto snobs, people claim keto buyer follow the cheato diet, the ketotic shits, ketomites who do dirty keto or lazy keto, and keto cops.
Keto by IbreathAir September 5, 2019
ketdown
When someone has sniffed far too much ketamine the night before and now feels delirious, tired and vulnerable. This is similar to a comedown from a night taking ecstasy, but has different effects. This term originates from Nottingham, England where the ketamine scene is very big.
"Fucking hell Gregg you look rough", "Yeah mate, I had 6 lines of wonk last night and Im on a right ketdown"
ketdown by Tucka Southgate May 18, 2008
Keyjones
/keeˈhoʊneɪz// Mutation of the words 'cojones' and keyboard, keyjones denotes courage only over the internet and their true identity safely behind a computer screen.. Someone with keyjones may not be as intimidating in real life as they would have you believe over IM, email, WoW etc. etc. Similar to keyboard warrior
Keyjone231: I'm coming to kill you
Standardbean0: You live on the opposite side of the world to me, you know as well as I do that it won't happen, you've got some real keyjones right there.
Standardbean0: You live on the opposite side of the world to me, you know as well as I do that it won't happen, you've got some real keyjones right there.
Keyjones by DunxTheCan October 15, 2009
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