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Someone who eats Doritos whilst masturbating profusely thus leading to an orange hand.

That dude must have had a bit of a ketos session last night. Hes more orange than morph.

ketos by The Choad King December 7, 2009

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Kenosha vigilante

Nickname for Kyle Rittenhouse who killed two people in Kenosha, WI during a protest against police brutality

The Kenosha vigilante used an AR15 to gun down two unarmed protesters but got away with it by claiming it was self defense.

Kenosha vigilante by Just_sayin' December 12, 2021

Related Words

ketos • Ketosis • Ketosexual • keto.smacking • Keto skeet • kemosabe • Ketsia • Kenosha • kerosene • keosexual

A Knight in Kenosha

A Knight in Kenosha aka a KIK, is a cocktail created in honor of the late Ryan Knight from Kenosha, Wisconsin. It is a mix of Ryan’s favorite cocktail, a 7 and 7, and one of his favorite beverages, Gatorade. It consists of Seagram’s 7 American Blended Whiskey, 7UP, and lemon-lime Gatorade. Ryan aka Knight was a cast member on the 24th season of MTV’s The Real World (New Orleans). He also appeared on MTV’s The Challenge and was a hockey player in Kenosha.

Creators of A Knight in Kenosha: SinisterGamez and Erin Glow

“Hey, you want to enjoy A Knight in Kenosha and then push our beds together?”

A Knight in Kenosha by Glowworm222 December 19, 2022

Ketsia

Ketsia is a very beautiful person she is the best person ever, she is such a good best friend she is funny,kind, very annoying,and boys find her very attractive she loves her tall dark chocolates. She has a very good and funny personality she might be shy but once you become friends with her it would be like what the hell did I just meet a different person every boy she meets ends up liking her.

Best friend- Hey let's go hangout
Ketsia- Ok see you ugly nah I am just playing jkjkjk
They both laugh

Ketsia by My name is Fart December 1, 2020

Ketonit

The act of getting on it, the it in question being Ketamine.

Alright lads, i got some bangin' gear, let's ketonit!
I'm gonna ketonit till I'm in a k hole

Ketonit by Strange Man Called Seb December 25, 2016

Ketasexual

Someone that is only sexually attracted to those that do ketamine.

When she told me that she was ketasexual I knew she was the one. Vibes

Thank you for applying. Unfortunately we don't allow promotion of illicit drug use on campus property. We'll keep your application in mind.

Ketasexual by Danielfromconnecticut August 7, 2020

Kekoslovakia

A wonderful place to get tasty memes.

Dude have you checked 4Chan? It's basically Kekoslovakia.

Kekoslovakia by Memer69 May 29, 2016

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026