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Kertalaw 

A move performed on suspects by law enforcement to determine if they are innocent or guilty. If the suspect taps out, they are proven guilty and must go to jail. The more evidence found against the suspect, the longer they have to have the move administered and the shorter the count.
Kertalaw by Iaminc0gnito December 31, 2016
Related Words
kertz Kertu Kert Kartz ketziel kurtz Kartzikogen Kertesz Kerto kertoir
When someone stumbles an unbelievable amount in trying to tell a simple story. The word arrived from Brian and Matt Keltz, twin brothers who have a serious problem of finishing their sentences without jumbling every single word together.
Person 1: I went to the store today and then (inexplicable jumbling of words)
Person 2: Jeez man, stop keltzing it.
Keltzing by AaronHanak January 9, 2009

Dutty Kurtz

The act of death upon nothingness forsaken by feeling in lost and or bullyism not portrayed in an orderly fashion
Myop Dots gave me Dutty Kurtz on Wednesday afternoon but by law it was inexcusable
Dutty Kurtz by A.I.M The Kyd April 15, 2021

kerzhakov 

miss a wide open goal, especially in situation, when it's almost impossible to miss
He turned and Kerzhakoved a volley wide from six yards out!
kerzhakov by Vagifius June 28, 2012
Caring, thoughtful, helpful and self sacrificing. Kert gives to others with mild grumbling and teasing about how he doesn't want to but will allways be there for you. Kert is also most often intelligent and resourceful, creating something from nothing to resolve an issue.
Dude, he totally pulled a Kert on my gutter and solved my probelm! I've never seen such an ingenious set up... It was like MacGyver came by.
Kert by luvnsnownsun February 3, 2010

Kurtzpel 

A broken game with no story or balancing. They say whales still play and buy the season passes but no one is having fun.
Also know as weeb purgatory.
I decided to play kurtzpel and got beaten by a scythe/bow user. Worst mistake of the day.
Kurtzpel by Eeveekyu August 28, 2020