kertz
kertz by scrappydooyoufoo March 3, 2008
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Kertalaw
A move performed on suspects by law enforcement to determine if they are innocent or guilty. If the suspect taps out, they are proven guilty and must go to jail. The more evidence found against the suspect, the longer they have to have the move administered and the shorter the count.
All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a kertalaw
Kertalaw by Iaminc0gnito December 31, 2016
Keltzing
When someone stumbles an unbelievable amount in trying to tell a simple story. The word arrived from Brian and Matt Keltz, twin brothers who have a serious problem of finishing their sentences without jumbling every single word together.
Person 1: I went to the store today and then (inexplicable jumbling of words)
Person 2: Jeez man, stop keltzing it.
Person 2: Jeez man, stop keltzing it.
Keltzing by AaronHanak January 9, 2009
Dutty Kurtz
The act of death upon nothingness forsaken by feeling in lost and or bullyism not portrayed in an orderly fashion
Dutty Kurtz by A.I.M The Kyd April 15, 2021
Kert
Caring, thoughtful, helpful and self sacrificing. Kert gives to others with mild grumbling and teasing about how he doesn't want to but will allways be there for you. Kert is also most often intelligent and resourceful, creating something from nothing to resolve an issue.
Dude, he totally pulled a Kert on my gutter and solved my probelm! I've never seen such an ingenious set up... It was like MacGyver came by.
Kert by luvnsnownsun February 3, 2010