A Hungarian surname meaning "gardener", those with this unique last name descend from a long line of intelligent and talented Hungarians. Known for their beauty and strength, charms, wit, and sexual prowess, it is written in old Hungarian folklore that if your path ever crosses with a Kertesz to do whatever it takes to be with them...once you do, happiness is yours.
"Beauty, love, and happiness is power; and a Kertesz its sword".
"Beauty, love, and happiness is power; and a Kertesz its sword".
Player #1: We're losing!
Player #2: No shit, that's cause the other team has a Kertesz on it!"
Lonely man: "I am so lonely and unhappy"
Lonely man's friend: "You just need to find a Kertesz girl"
Player #2: No shit, that's cause the other team has a Kertesz on it!"
Lonely man: "I am so lonely and unhappy"
Lonely man's friend: "You just need to find a Kertesz girl"
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by teetz April 16, 2008
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Kertész Vince, also known as potato is one of a kind. His biggest personality trait being a nicotine addict he always has a pack of marlboro advance. But It’s pretty hot when a man smokes isn’t it ladies?
Just like our good friend Mesterházy Attila, Vince is also known for being a pro fortnite player and for breaking his ankle a few times which he talks about too much(Sorry potato). Potato also has a secret talent, talking to animals! We’ve seen him use this special skill while in the zoo when a monkey almost peed on his head.. Also, his favorite animals are red pandas..
Let’s get to the real part though, Vince being an INFJ (the best personality to exist) is a person with depth who doesn’t quite enjoy small talk.
So he’s a great person to have intresting conversations with. Well, ladies and gentlemen we’ve got to the end. I’d promote vince to the ladies just like I did with Ati but he had some major commitment issues so if you don’t want heartbreak, I’d rather not.
Just like our good friend Mesterházy Attila, Vince is also known for being a pro fortnite player and for breaking his ankle a few times which he talks about too much(Sorry potato). Potato also has a secret talent, talking to animals! We’ve seen him use this special skill while in the zoo when a monkey almost peed on his head.. Also, his favorite animals are red pandas..
Let’s get to the real part though, Vince being an INFJ (the best personality to exist) is a person with depth who doesn’t quite enjoy small talk.
So he’s a great person to have intresting conversations with. Well, ladies and gentlemen we’ve got to the end. I’d promote vince to the ladies just like I did with Ati but he had some major commitment issues so if you don’t want heartbreak, I’d rather not.
by Bozsi November 16, 2020
Get the Kertész Vince mug.Brown haired Hungarian girl. Kertesz means gardener in Hungarian. She likes white stuff especially if it is Conrad’s:) she also has a deep part in ur heart for the emoji 🥺 she uses it often and loves it, so make sure next time you text Panna to use that emoji. Panna is also a very likeable human who tries their best to not be dry.
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