Kertesz 

A Hungarian surname meaning "gardener", those with this unique last name descend from a long line of intelligent and talented Hungarians. Known for their beauty and strength, charms, wit, and sexual prowess, it is written in old Hungarian folklore that if your path ever crosses with a Kertesz to do whatever it takes to be with them...once you do, happiness is yours.

"Beauty, love, and happiness is power; and a Kertesz its sword".

Player #1: We're losing!
Player #2: No shit, that's cause the other team has a Kertesz on it!"

Lonely man: "I am so lonely and unhappy"
Lonely man's friend: "You just need to find a Kertesz girl"

Kertesz by Kat10002 December 31, 2011

Kertesz 

Comes from the latin word for anus, having to do with the butt hole

Her Kertesz was sore from last night

Kertesz by teetz April 16, 2008

Kertész Vince 

Kertész Vince, also known as potato is one of a kind. His biggest personality trait being a nicotine addict he always has a pack of marlboro advance. But It’s pretty hot when a man smokes isn’t it ladies?

Just like our good friend Mesterházy Attila, Vince is also known for being a pro fortnite player and for breaking his ankle a few times which he talks about too much(Sorry potato). Potato also has a secret talent, talking to animals! We’ve seen him use this special skill while in the zoo when a monkey almost peed on his head.. Also, his favorite animals are red pandas..

Let’s get to the real part though, Vince being an INFJ (the best personality to exist) is a person with depth who doesn’t quite enjoy small talk.

So he’s a great person to have intresting conversations with. Well, ladies and gentlemen we’ve got to the end. I’d promote vince to the ladies just like I did with Ati but he had some major commitment issues so if you don’t want heartbreak, I’d rather not.

Person1: have you seen Kertész Vince?
Person2: ah, he’s probably out smoking.

Kertész Vince by Bozsi November 16, 2020

Panna Kertesz 

Brown haired Hungarian girl. Kertesz means gardener in Hungarian. She likes white stuff especially if it is Conrad’s:) she also has a deep part in ur heart for the emoji 🥺 she uses it often and loves it, so make sure next time you text Panna to use that emoji. Panna is also a very likeable human who tries their best to not be dry.

“Oh look it’s Panna Kertesz”

Panna Kertesz by Snnsnbridis. Cjdkksme September 4, 2021

kereszturi 

Hungarian slang for "awesome"

pronounced "kehrehstüry"

"Wow, that girl kereszturi"

"That party was so kereszturi"

kereszturi by Jean Jackson May 15, 2010

kertes 

drapes that originated in the 1600's in Argentina, cheese capital of the world.

those kertes are so swawsome! I love the cheese pattern!

kertes by koaly September 7, 2007