kerploop

1: a sound effect when dropped in shallow water

2: an outstanding but misunderstood person with great personality and big dreams but is also shy and dark within the skin

That rock went kerploop in the water

I feel like he’s kerploop

by Yhung trapper May 17, 2018

Kerplopalopin

After a guy ejaculates inside a woman’s vagina, despite attempts at cleaning, it can stay present for rough 2-24hrs. During this period, at random (usually an inopportune moment), the warm cum will be discharged. This is kerplopalopin, it could be used as a noun or verb.

Omg, I was so annoyed, I was kerplopalopin yesterday in the middle of my presentation at work, and I totally lost focus.

by Loadsoflove February 18, 2023

kerploofkerburger

A Kerploofkerburger is the practice when a man sits in the couch cushions and waits for a man or women to sit on his face and either queef or fart in his mouth.

John: Kara didn’t know but she gave me a kerploofkerburger last night when she sat on the sofa.

by Kerploofkerburger April 16, 2020

kerplop

A sudden "drop" in interest.

When Austin delved into Alycia's jungle of mystic exploration, he discovered that the weeds were to high to trudge through. Therefore, his peepee went kerplop.

by the juddimaster November 20, 2009

kerplop

Of or relating to the website kerplops.com. A Plop is a random utterance. Kerplops is a compliation of these random utterances.

Hey man, you should post that at kerplops.com

by browndog128 July 22, 2012

kerplopatopperilous

Pronounced (KER-plahp-EH-top-PEAR-ellis)

1. The word you use when you "Just don't give a fuck about nothing."

Frankly, man, I kerplopatopperilous.

by Int+4 April 25, 2011

kerplopski

While making a bowel movement and being splashed by the water due to heavy, large , fecal matter.

"Holy cow, I think I just used half the roll of toilet paper to clean off my ass, I hate kerplopskis.

by Rota412 January 25, 2015